Lyra: *is A Chaotic Little Child With Shitty Parents*

lyra: *is a chaotic little child with shitty parents*

iorek: your father is a BITCH, i’m your dad now here’s your bear name

James and Cordelia: *happy*

Grace:

The only relevant ships rn are Cruel Prince James x the Beautiful Cordelia and Princess Lucretia x Sir Jerrod, sorry I don’t make the rules

(And thomastair lol)

Say what you will about love never dies but you can’t deny that one of the best moments is right before devil take the hindmost when raoul is shittalking erik at the bar and erik ‘drama boy’ the phantom spins around .002 seconds later like “SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU LIMP NOODLE”

Cordelia: *exists*

Anna:

Will remembered that moment for a long time afterwards.