Coach Ben: I Wanna Show You A Picture From Last Night That Really Upset Me

Coach Ben: I wanna show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Nat: Ok, but in my defense Shauna bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo

Coach Ben: That’s not what I wanted to- You drank shampoo?

"Fuck it if I fail it'll be funny"

-A person who falls down the stairs regularly

jackieshauna from Jackies perspective is I wanna be your girlfriend by girlfriend in red but from Shauna’s it’s I wanna be your girlfriend by Cameron Hayes

i re-read “this little girl breaks furniture, this little girl breaks laws” at least twice a month like it’s gospel and it’s slowly destroying my brain (thank you bandydear for your service🫡)

Tai: Unfollow me if you think the Earth is flat. Mari: *seriously pretends to be a flat-earther to antagonize tai" Nat: *neutral but makes polls to start fights, "Is the Earth flat? Let's discuss!"* Van: not a flat-earther but makes "the Earth may be flat but this ass ain't" jokes for viral tweets. Lottie: actual flat-earther.

Friend: Hey Hollis, how do you always know lore about fandoms you're not even in?

Me: I dont know, the fandoms minions just kinda go door to door seeing who will hear about their lord and savior bill cipher and, well, I've not got much to do in my life