Tsuyu : You Really Put Aside Everything And Came All This Way For Me? How Did You Even Get Here So Fast?

Tsuyu : You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Todoroki : Several traffic violations.

Iida: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Uraraka : Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Midoriya : Also, that’s not our car.

Oh oh oH!!! It’s inko she’s alive!!!!

*Todoroki after doing something cool*

Bakugo: I know this is a dire situation but I swear to god this is like crazy sex fantasy for me

Sero: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Kaminari will and will not eat.

Mina: Grass? Yes!

Sero: Moss? Yes!!

Mina: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Sero: : Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Mina:: Worms? Sometimes!

Sero: Rocks? Usually nah.

Mina : Twigs? Usually!

Sero: Kirishima cooking? Inconclusive!

Jirou: How did you… test this?

Mina: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.

Jirou: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

Bakugo: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

Aizawa : Hawks the official time for the internships is over. Tokoyami has to come-

Hawks [clutching Tokoyami desperately]: YOU CAN’T SEPERATE ME FROM MY CHILD

Tokoyami: Octopi could hug 4 people simultaneously, because god blessed them with the ability. But they don’t even hug one person, as they have made covenant with the devil. Any questions?

Midoriya: Where’s Shouji?

Tokoyami: He’s in a better place, sit down immediately.