Fem Yuu / MC But They're One Of Artemis' Hunters

Fem Yuu / MC but they're one of Artemis' hunters

Anyone:*flirting*

Mc: Sorry, I swore off men for immortality, eternal youth, some cool friends, and this sick bow and arrow

With the harry potter au mc a magic zoologist imagine them taking the cast on a field trip inside the bag. Like them going, "over there is a Bowtruckle tree, oh and there the niffler pen be careful of any valuables they like to steal"

malleus is shiting bricks cuz his child of man has DRAGONS? vil over there like 👁👄👁 at the oocamys/unicorns, Floyd can't get enough of the mooncalves and some people wonder whats the empty pen is for and others claim there are some weird-looking bat horses in there. Mc confirms yes something is occupying the enclosure, "Thestrals only people who've experienced death can see them" as one walks up to mc bowing its head for pets, "they're quite misunderstood species" returning its affections.

They hear a thunderclap and one of thunderbird just dive-bombs them mc like, "Richard we talked about this, you can just do that to people"

Showing them a newborn griffin, "this is peter he hatched about a week ago say 'hi' peter" the baby griffin just releases an ungodly screech

:000 THESE ARE ADORABLE

I’m going to add some more ideas:

Jamil gives and unholy scream as he sees an Acromantula. Actually, a lot of them do. Especially when it starts talking. Sure, Grim is a talking cat, but at least he’s cute. Jared is just fucking terrifying.

I wonder who can see Thestrals 🤔

I have a list of who I think could probably see them: Leona, Ruggie, Kalim, Jamil, Idia, Ortho, Malleus, Lilia.

DIFHJEIXD MALLEUS MEETING A DRAGON. WHAT IF THEY BOND THO?! IT WOULD BE SO WHOLESOME EVEN THOUGH SOME OF THEM ARE VERY INTIMIDATED BY THE DRAGON.

:000 First Years + Yuu decide to go broom riding in Yuu’s bag and come across a Golden Snidget.

JADE MEETS A HORKLUMP

Try to convince me that Floyd wouldn’t be able to tame a Kelpie by some means.

I bet a Kneazle would hiss at Azul, but defiently snuggle to Leona for no particular reason what so ever.

IMAGINE IF YUU HAD A PHOENIX.

THAT THING WOULD JUST BURST INTO FLAME AND DIE AND GIVE EVERYONE A SCARE

And Yuu says, “Really? It’s that time of year again? You dramatic little shit-“

Proceeds to bring a baby bird out of the ashes and says, “We’re going to have to watch over this little one for a few months.”

Here is an idea. Yuu can change there shape to whatever and whoever they want. Like during the enterance ceremony the Dark Mirror says the Yuu has no magic. Yuu just goes "Not your kind anyway.". Turns into a bird and just flies out the window. Like they can only shapshift into an animal that they have a general understanding of. What do you think?

PFFFT- Yuu just saying, “Peace.” and leaving the entrance ceremony is hilarious to me. And shapeshifter!Yuu is going to bring so much chaos.

Just- imagine all the possibilities. They transform into Ace for a few hours so he doesn’t have to go to detention (for the price of him buying Yuu whatever they want for lunch, of course). Yuu turns into a big bird so they can taking flying lessons with her classmates too. :00 YUU TRANSFORMS INTO MALLEUS TO CONFUSE SILVER AND SEBEK.

:00 Yuu transforms into an elephant and punts Overblot!Jamil in retaliation after he does it to them.

Yuu looking at the Tweels during chapter 3 and says, “So you want to play that game, huh?” And transforms into a huge fucking sea snake. (Apparently sea snakes are one of the predators of moray eels...are the Tweels moray eels? I’m going to assume so...)

Yuu transforming into Silver or Sebek (or even Malleus himself idk) during chapter 2 to trick Ruggie.

I’ve got a request! (If it’s possible for you to write it of course hehe)

What if everybody has a mark that unites them with their other half? Everybody has found their other half except the brothers, that’s until they notice the MC has the same mark as them after they’ve been living in the HoL for a while.

I think it could be really cute lol

When The Stars Align.

Genre: Fluff

Characters: The demon brothers

Type: Scenario

MC: gender neutral they/them

A/N: Hope you like it. Also why does tumblr move my text around >:(

Everyone has a so-called “other half.” Everyone is supposed to have one. 

But when days turn into years and years turn into millennials you lose hope.

The brothers lost hope ages ago. Their other half never appeared. All they had was a mark on their skin to remind them of what could have been but never would be. As much as it pained the seven demons, they eventually came to live with it. They could not keep dreaming of something that did not exist. Eventually, the pain in their hearts became nothing but a dull ache.

That was until MC arrived. 

𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐠𝐨𝐫

He had yet again dragged MC with him for a nap. Belphegor was currently snuggled tightly around MC. Letting out a satisfied yawn he nuzzled his face into the crook of MC’s neck, in response let out a quiet laugh. This was not anything out of the ordinary. MC was just mindlessly stroking Belphegor's hair as they stared at the ceiling above them. It was like a giant weighted blanket was wrapped around them. They could barely move with the way Belphegor had wrapped his limbs around them.

“Belphie I need to get up my feet are sleeping.” 

Belphegor only groaned repose but did not try to stop MC from wiggling their way out of his grip. Cracking one eye open he watched as MC stretched their arms over their head. That was when he noticed something. There, right above their hip was a tiny star.

“I did not know you had a tattoo above your hip,” Belphegor mumbled.

It looked a lot like the mark that was supposed to unite him with his other half. But surely it was just a coincidence, right? There was no way he would not have noticed it sooner if MC truly was his other half, right?

“Oh, that’s not a tattoo. I’ve had it since birth,” MC said casually.

Belphegor’s entire body was buzzing. He was wide awake now. Abruptly sitting up. Belphegor barely managed to prevent himself from falling out of bed.

“Can you repeat that?” Belphegor asked.

“It’s not a tattoo. I’ve had it since birth,” MC repeated with a confused tone.

It was them. Belphegor found them. After all these years he finally found his other half. He almost tackled them to the ground with the force he hugged them.

“I finally found you.”

𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐳𝐞𝐛𝐮𝐛

Mc was quietly watching Beelzebub rummage through the fridge. It was late at night, and they had been awoken by the sound of someone raiding the fridge. 

“Beel, it's super late.”

Beelzebub turned his head in MC’s direction, swallowing whatever food he had in his mouth.

“Sorry, I got hungry.”

“I know. But could you keep it down a bit? Lucifer will hear you if you are too loud, you know,” MC said with a yawn.

Beelzebub gave a small nod and continued his fridge raid. MC shuffled over to the kitchen counter and leaned against it. They were watching Beelzebub with sleepy eyes. It did not take long before MC sat down on the floor tiredly leaning their head against the kitchen counter. They decided to close their eyes just for a bit. 

MC dozed off in mere seconds sleeping with their face squeezed against the kitchen counter. Beelzebub let out a quiet hum as he brushed the crumbs off his hands. It did not look very comfortable to sleep like that. Beelzebub decided that it was probably best to get MC to bed so they could get some proper rest.   

Beelzebub picked MC up and made his way to MC’s bedroom. The sleeve of MC’s T-shirt moved upwards revealing a star. Beelzebub stopped in his tracks. Was that what he thought it was?

Beelzebub gently shook MC awake who responded with a confused grumble.

“MC what’s that on your arm?” Beelzebub asked as he gestured to the star.

"Huh? Oh, that’s like a birthmark or something. It’s been there since forever,” MC responded tiredly.

Beelzebub blinked a few times and moved his gauze from the star to MC’s face and then back to the star. An enormous smile spread across Beelzebub’s face. It was truly them. It was not just something he imagined.

MC was the person he had been searching for all along.

“Hey MC, would it be okay if I slept in your bed tonight?”

“Sure did you have another nightmare?” MC asked.

Beelzebub only shook his head in response; he just wanted to stay close to MC. stay close to his other half.   

𝐀𝐬𝐦𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐮𝐬 

It was a peaceful Saturday in the House of Lamentation. Asmodeus and MC were hanging out in Asmodeus' room talking about this and that. 

“You should have seen him, Asmo. Never in my life did I expect to see Simeon in a R.A.D uniform,” MC said, kicking their feet around.

 “Aww I wish I could have seen it,” Asmodeus responded.

The two of them were currently sprawled across Asmodeus’ large bed. Their conversion had included many different topics, but they were currently talking about the exchange students from the Celestial Realm. 

“That reminds me, I got this new eyeshadow palette with celestial gold in it. Would you mind if I tried it on you?” Asmodeus asked.

“Sure!”

MC got up from where they had been sitting and moved over to the vanity table in Asmodeus' room. One thing was for sure MC’s makeup was going to look amazing if it was Asmodeus doing it. Taking a seat at the matching stool Mc spun around on it so they were facing Asmodeus.

“You are going to look amazing with these colours. You already look amazing but this is going to be the cherry on top,” Asmodeus said in a singsong voice getting the makeup brushes he needed. 

After gathering what he needed Asmodeus immediately got to work. Working with pressure and eagerness it was quite a pleasant experience to have Asmodeus do your makeup.  

“I love how you draw a little star under your left eye, it’s so cute.”

“It’s something I was born with,” MC hummed.

The movement of the makeup brush came to a halt. ASmodes could not believe his ears. Was MC his other half? Was he actually able to find them? for so long he had thought that finding his other half would never happen yet here they were.

“Asmo?”

MC wondered why Asmodeus had stopped but before they could ask a pair of arms wrapped around them.

“I thought I was going to be alone forever,” Asmodeus whispered.

“Don’t be silly you have me you know,” MC said gently embracing him

“I know,” Asmodeus responded, hugging MC tighter. 

𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧

This had to be one of the best ways to spend your time at least if you ask Satan. He was currently playing with cats alongside MC. About 12 cats were fooling around in a big patch of grass. Satan had brought a few cat toys with him which he and MC were currently throwing around for the cats to catch.

“Look Satan, this one has small socks,” Mc said pointing at a black and white cat.

Satan gave a firm nod observing the cat like it was a piece of art. It was always fun to go cat-watching with Satan. The facial expressions he made were something MC rarely got to see. He truly did relax when surrounded by those small soft creatures.

There was something very special about watching The Avatar of Wrath hold a living creature so gently. The tender smile he wore made the long walk worth it. Satan had awoken MC early in the morning to drag them along on his journey to pet the cats in the Devildom. When MC asked Satan why they had to leave so early he explained that he had made a map of all the best places to pet cats. So fat they had been out and about for a good 5 hours.       

“This is one of my favourite spots. There are at least 6 or 7 cats each time I visit. We’ve really been lucky today. It's rare for there to be so many cats,” Satan said with joy as he watched the cats.

An orange cat walked over to Satan and started rubbing its head against Satan.

“That cat almost has the same mark as me!” Mc exclaimed.

“It does?”

“Yeah, the star-like shape on its chest matches the one on my finger.”

MC held their pointer finger beside the cat and sure enough, there was a star-shaped mark just like on the cat. Satan grabbed MC by the hand and moved it closer to his face staring intensely at the star shape on MC’s finger. He looked MC in the eye and then held out his own pointer finger. Just like MC Satan also had a little star on his pointer finger.

“We match,” MC said with a smile.

“Yes, we match,” Satan repeated with a gentle voice.

𝐋𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧

“Okay, so Ruri is taller in the movies, right?”

"Yes, exactly."

Leviathan and MC were in the middle of a Ruri-chan marathon and MC was trying to remember all the information Levithan had told them before they started. 

“Do you remember why she is taller?” Leviathan asked.

“Wasn’t it because of a fight scene or something like that?”

Leviathan beamed with joy when he heard MC answer the question. It was rare for him to talk with someone who actually listened to his long rants let alone remembered the things he said. MC was clearly trying their very best to remember the thing he had told him and it made him feel all warm and fuzzy. 

MC stretched their arms over their head and let out a quiet huff.

“Can we hold a tiny break before continuing Levi? I need to use the bathroom.”

“Sure I will restock on snacks in the meantime.”

With that, both MC and Leviathan got up from where they had been sitting and left the room. MC went to the bathroom and Leviathan headed for the kitchen. Leviathan was the first one back and he patiently waited for MC’s return so they could continue their Ruru-chan marathon. When MC returned they sat down beside Leviathan and grabbed a bag of chips to munch on and so the marathon continued. 

The movie came to an end and MC flopped onto their stomach. Leviathan noticed there was a small mark on MC’s nape. 

“When did you get that tattoo?” Leviathan asked.

“Huh?”

“The one on your nape.”

“I was born with that one,” MC answered.

“Oh okay… WAIT WHAT?!” 

Leviathan almost landed on MC when he scrambled to his feet. Was this really happening? Leviathan had given up on finding his other half almost immediately; he held no hope that he would meet someone like that. Yet here they were.

A joyous laugh could be heard from Leviathan’s room that was the sound of someone who had finally been united with their other half.  

𝐌𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧

MC and Mammon were both very focused. They were on a mission to build a card house. So far they have not had any luck. The cards kept toppling over but they did not stop the pair from trying again. The two of them were not going to stop until they had successfully built a complete card house.

“Dammit,” Mammon cursed under his breath as the card house crumbled.

“Guess we'll just have to try again, Mammon,” MC hummed, gathering the cards from the table.

“Why is it so hard?” 

MC just shrugged in response. They had been trying to build a card house for at least an hour now. Mammon began to build a new one yet again his tongue slightly sticking out of his mouth while he focused on placing the cards. Card after card was carefully placed as MC and Mammon continued to build.

They were only missing the top part now. Both Mammon and MC were holding their breath in suspense as Mammon tried to build the final floor of the card house. Just as he was about to let go of the cards the entire structure fell apart.

“Urgh and we were so close,” Mammon groaned in annoyance watching the cards on the table.

MC gave Mammon a reassuring clap on the shoulder as they started together the cards yet again. As MC handed Mammon the stack of cards he noticed a little star on their wrist which caused him to freeze up. He gently took MC by the arm and held his wrist against theirs. 

Mammon’s eyes widened in surprise when he realized that the star on his wrist matched MC’s. Before he even noticed it himself Mammon had thrown his arms around MC card house long forgotten.

“It’s really you.”

𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫   

It was late at night Lucifer was scribbling away filling out different paperwork at his desk. He let out a tired sigh as he read through the next piece of paper in the big paper pile. Lucifer was so consumed by his work that he did not even hear the quiet knock on the door or the footsteps that followed.

“You need to go to bed.”

Hearing the voice of MC, he looked up and sure enough there they stood with a less than pleased facial expression. Their hands were planted frilly on his desk preventing him from reading the papers in front of him.

“I will go to bed in just a moment. I just need to finish some paperwork,” Lucifer said hoping MC would move their hands.

“No, you need to go to bed now. Knowing you, just a moment will be 4 hours.”

“Please MC need to finish this and then I promise I will go to bed.”

“Doing that while tired will only result in poorly done paperwork and you know it,” MC huffed, not moving their hands away from Lucifer’s desk.

Lucifer ran his gloveless hands through his hair in frustration. He knew MC was right, but he could not let himself fall behind even if his body was begging him to go to bed. MC raised a brow and walked over to Lucifer's side. They grabbed him by the arm not giving the demon a chance to respond and proceeded to drag him towards his giant bed.

“Like it or not you are going to bed,” MC said firmly as they made Lucifer sit on the edge of the bed.

This was not the first time MC had forced Lucifer to go to bed, so it was no issue for them to find his pyjamas either. Handing Lucifer his pyjamas, MC turned around so he had a bit of privacy to change.

“You need to stop overworking yourself,” Mc said as they tucked Lucifer in.

It was such a strange sight. Lucifer The Avatar of Pride was being tucked in by a human who was now sitting at the edge of his bed. MC was gently stroking his hair in a calming motion and Lucifer had to admit that it was quite calming. His eyes softened as he watched MC Their nightshirt was falling off their right shoulder. He reached his hand up to fix it but stopped when he saw the star right under MC’s collarbone.

“Has that star always been there?” He asked  

MC gave him a small nod in response. Suddenly Lucifer's stomach was filled with fluttering butterflies. Had he found them? Was MC his other half? He hoped he was not just dreaming. Lucifer slowly moved his hand up to the collar of his shirt and moved it down a bit to reveal a matching star. MC blinked their eyes in surprise when they saw the star on Lucifer’s skin; it looked identical to the one they had.

“That’s strange, who would have thought we both had this?” MC said.

 “Who would have thought?” Lucifer said slowly sitting up.

MC looked at Lucifer who was giving them the gentlest smile like they were the most precious thing in the world. Lucifer gently ran his hand across MC’s cheek, a very sweet sign of affection. 

How he had lineage for the day he would finally be untied with his other half. He could not have been happier to find out that it was MC.

Danny has a Cooking channel

Danny is in Gotham for College or whatever and out of boredom starts a cooking channel on YouTube.

So, picture this Danny is cooking like he’s trying to kill somebody. And never refers to ingredients as their name. And constantly cracks jokes about the recipe he’s cooking from.

This is all well and good until ghosts start asking him to make family recipes passed down from generations, now Danny doesn’t know that there family recipes because the ghost thinks it’s the HIGHEST HONOR for their King to want to cook something from when they were alive.

Cue one day on his channel he makes a pie but not just any pie but a pie MARTHA WAYNE herself created.

Alfred is curious about how this young man knows this recipe, meanwhile Bruce is losing his mind because Danny looks like a male version of his mother.

Ps. Look up Dylan Hollis on YouTube to get what I’m talking about

~Danny cooking something~

“Now add a CUP of Lard”

-Danny sarcastically- YOU DEAD WHITE PEOPLE NEED TO STOP. THIS IS WHY THE GREAT DEPRESSION HAPPENED.

-Also Danny-

“And now we add some CINNAM and blind bake til brown”

“Im sending you to summer school” -Puts pie in oven-

Demigod Yuu/MC part 2/until I say so

Hera edition

Adopted

Like, was just some kid Hera picked up and went “I just think they’re neat” and slapped some blessings on

Hit Riddle with the good old “at least my mom chose me” and then he immediately lost it

Always pulls fuckery with the boys

Stabs as a warning

“And this behavior is exactly why any marriage you’re going to have is going to fail”

“Why?!”

“Because I’m telling my mom about your bullshit”

Makes odd statements, almost Rook level odd

“Strong words coming from a premature baby”

“How do you know that?”

“I can tell”

Classic line

“Happy removal day, tumor baby”

*overblots*

Damn.

Sits in the Pomefiore throne every time they’re there

*lightning strikes in the distance*

“You’re not my dad!”