Happily-apathetic - HappyApathy

I genuinely think Hezekiah wakely had the right idea,, I used to hang out in graveyards at night and it’s literally so peaceful, I get it, I want to nap there too, even better if it’s nice and muddy

couldn’t stop thinking about this post

“I would buy a mansion” “I would buy designer” “I’m getting a pool” Don’t give me that lame ass if I won the lottery shit. You’re all pathetic. If I came into a significant amount of money, you know what I’d do? I’d go to the Ren Faire, B-line straight to the cloaks. I’m talking floor length, heavy, wool, felted details, huge hooded cloaks that are like 450 a piece and all handmade and I’d get me one. Maybe even get one of the smaller ones that hangs off the shoulders and lands just above the elbow that are 90 by themselves. And I’d be the baddest bitch around because I’d wear that shit everywhere. It’s 115 degrees? I’m sorry do I look like I give a fuck? I have a cloak bitch I don’t need your fahrenheit bullshit. And you’re a FOOL if you wouldn’t do the same.

• I need him biblically

what we know about mr bonzo so far:

his teeth are not soft

his skin is sagging and sweaty

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contractor for the uk government