I Miss You So Much Martha. Thank You For Tolerating My Off-key Singing, You Were Really One Of The Best

I miss you so much Martha. Thank you for tolerating my off-key singing, you were really one of the best rats

“they” (1 word) is shorter than “he or she” (3 words)

“they” is more inclusive than “he/she”

“themself” flows more naturally than “him or herself”

“they” is less clunky than “(s)he”

it’s time to replace the awkward “she or he”

repeat after me:

even if i don’t like my body today i will take care of it

even if i don’t like myself today i will still be patient and kind with myself

even if i do not love myself i will still take care of and be kind to myself, despite not wanting to

rb if you agree

The messiah

Are you ever just dating someone that you know is way too good for you? Like they’re almost the complete opposite of you. You’re socially awkward and they’re literally friends with everyone. You ever just feel like you’re not good enough for your partner? Like you know they could do so much better so you’re terrified of them leaving you. It’s like you’re constantly holding your breath around them, trying not to fuck up even though you know you inevitably will. Anyways, why the fuck is bologna spelled like that?