"came Back Wrong" But It's Food That You Heated Up In The Microwave

"came back wrong" but it's food that you heated up in the microwave

i know this please help me

I think if indiana jones' adoring students ever went on an Adventure(tm) with him it would be really funny if that was the turn off. like, a routine dig he was leading for the school goes awry and he has to get all cocky gunslinger ladies man hero mode and the students are like. hey what the fuck. his shirt gets ripped up revealing he's jacked and that one girl is immediately wiping the 'I love you' make up off her eyes. an entire room filled with artifacts gets destroyed while they make an escape and the kids are all horrified. "professor jones. how many people have you killed" "well, do you count the damn nazis as people-" "UNFORTUNATELY YES. LEGALLY YES. ARE ALL ARCHEOLOGISTS MURDERERS." he's flirting with some random woman on the dig and all the students are like what the hell. you can't talk like that. where did the droning and stutter go. why are you not flustered. she inevitably swoons into his arms or something and they're like "oh my God eww he's so sweaty. ma'am literally what's wrong with you. blink twice if you need help". they're so betrayed to find out he never even NEEDED glasses, he was wearing nonprescription lenses in class. Indy's lowkey hurt he's like I thought you guys thought I was cool :( and they're like 'yeah when you're in a bowtie and telling us about sumarian gardening techniques. WHY do you have a whip right now you freak'

No but do you understand how insane this makes me ???

All this time I presumed Laura knew Imogen had romantic feelings towards Laudna from very early on and was just waiting for the right moment, but it took HER off guard too. And then she had to hold it in, and felt like she couldn't go there because they'd agreed NOT to be romantic, but she couldn't help it! She had fallen for Laudna just like Imogen had, hard and completely out of her control. Stunning, spectacular, showstopping etc.

yo crowley kissed aziraphale on the lips. do you guys remember that. he told aziraphale that he wanted to spend forever with him and then he fucking planted one on him like he was trying to fuse their faces together. and i can watch it as many times as i want for free. can anyone hear me