Imagine Kissing Ford/ Teaching Ford How To Kiss And Or Being His First Proper Kiss Since The Only Experience

Imagine kissing Ford/ teaching Ford how to kiss and or being his first proper kiss since the only experience he has was with a robot he made for practice back in high school.

I feel like this man would become addicted to kissing you after the first time to the point Stan has to cover dipper and Mabel’s eyes screaming ‘PDA! PDA! There are kids in the room and a jealous old man!’

I need him to put me in a headlock rn!!!

I can't explain how much I love them 😔💖

funniest picture i've ever drawn or something

Such scrumptious art 😩

Кок шейм нейшн, вам картинки 🌸🌈

First post! 🪼

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Living/being with Stan (or Ford) just the domestic stuff rn. And just general headcannons that I've thought of.

(I can't get these out of my head and I need to put it somewhere, I'll also make a freaky version later)

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on the days you make dinner he'll come up from behind and wrap his arms around your waist and burry his face in your neck, and sways you to the music playing in the backround while you cook.

Saturdays are for sleeping in, especially for Stan. And there's no arguing with him, if you try to get out of bed he'll just drag you back down against his chest throwing the warm blankets back over you both, mumbling for you to stay.

When it comes to Ford you have to practically drag him away from his work and into bed. He appreciates it though, he doesn't how long hes been working till you come get him.Once you're finally in bed he holds you close like he's afraid of losing you while he sleeps.

Stan definitely calls you toots like that one episode with that spider lady, omg that has such a hold on me! Or sweetheart, lord have mercy!

Ford would probably call you darlin' or dear, something a little more on the polite side, might also call you sweetie.

For date nights Stan would definitely take you out on the town, maybe a fancy dinner and a bar after? For Ford I think he'd prefer something at the house, like a candle lit dinner and a movie, nothing too fancy.

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When I tell you I ATE this shit uppp😩

🌶️ford x reader headcanons🌶️

✨part 2✨

MINORS DNI

• his experience is solely from his years in other dimensions (he would get lonely and had needs, can you blame him?) you’re not his first, but you are his first human and he considers that an important distinction

• doesn’t take off his glasses, they often fog up in the heat of passion and you think it’s kinda hot

• loves being bitten

• gets hard at your touch

• constantly undressing you with his eyes

• thinks it’s a dirty secret that he used to touch himself to the thought of you before you were even together

• keeps a log of every time you fuck including session time, day of the week, time of day, positions, number of orgasms you had. considers it important data

• always makes sure you’re hydrated and gotten something to eat afterwards.

• very into outdoor sex, not like in a public crowded place, but if you guys going out on a secluded hike he’ll make sure you bring a blanket with you. thinks making love in nature is beautiful

• loves fucking in the rain

• takes a while before he’s willing to admit it to you, but is into somnophilia. makes sure everything is consensual first.

• once hooked you up to an ekg so he could record your heart rate before, during, and after. said it was “for science” but really just gets off to the data

• really into face fucking, but you choke almost every time because he’s just so damn big. he secretly loves it tho

• missed you like crazy during his adventures with stan. would excuse himself below deck to stroke himself to the polaroids you sent him. when he finally came home you spent all night fucking like rabbits

• bridal carries you to the bedroom

• loves picking you up and fucking you against the wall

• when you’re on top he loves gripping your hips and bucking up into you. very much desires control no matter the position

• takes advantage of a good storm because it gives him an excuse to be louder and coax you to also be loud

• talks to you the whole time but stutters and has trouble completing his sentences as he gets closer to finishing

• talks you through your orgasm

“that’s it, y/n. you’re doing so good”

• goes feral when you remove his clothes for him

• has a habit of grabbing and pulling your hair, especially when you’re giving him head

• will beg you to sit on his face, wants you to suffocate him in pussy