Next-Level Brain Rot

Next-Level Brain Rot

I had a dream last night that there was some kind of upcoming crossover between ROTTMNT and FNAF, and that Funko was releasing promotional Mystery Minis for it. Details I remember:

The animatronics were from multiple games in the FNAF series, but the only one I can clearly recall is Classic Freddy.

The minis were done in a similar style to Funko Pops.

Donnie was the rarest of the turtles (1/72), followed by Mikey (1/36, and a Target exclusive for some reason). Raph was very common (1/6), as was Leo (1/9, which isn't a multiple of 1/6, but he's always been a bit extra).

You could get individual boxes or three-box bundles.

Little accessories (like clear purple goggles for Donnie or slices of pizza) were included in each of the bundles.

In my quest to get Donnie, I somehow wound up with all the other turtles.

I might have to draw some crossover artwork now.

Guys, did you hear the news about the Rise movie?

It's been nominated for an Annie award!!! The award is for "Outstanding Achievement in Character Design in an Animated Feature Production." Even if they don't end up winning, congratulations to Ida Hem and everyone else who worked on the movie!

And...

Congratulations to our favorite turtles, April, Splinter, Casey Jr., and all the other amazing characters in the film! They may not be real, but they have had a significant impact on so many people--myself included. For that, I feel like they deserve to be acknowledged. And hey, I'd like to pretend that they'd be watching the awards ceremony from the shadows. :)

Original Incorrect Quotes Shenanigans: Back to School Edition

I don't wanna go back to school, but classes start again this week, so I have to... Maybe this will motivate me a little. Like my other original incorrect quotes stuff, these are based on things that I have experienced in real life. Enjoy. :)

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Splinter: Good morning, everyone. For today's lesson, we have-- Leo: *rides in on a scooter board he "borrowed" from the gym* Splinter: Leo: Leo: ...Hey.

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April: Okay, guys, we need to focus if we're all gonna pass this test. Let's get to studying. Donnie, 5 minutes later: Hey, check this out. I found a personality quiz telling you which U.S. president you'd be. [The entire class rushes to take this quiz, derailing the study session for the rest of the allotted time.]

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Voice over the gymnasium speaker: The FitnessGram Pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin... ~ Mikey: *collapses onto the floor after about ten laps* Raph: *still Naruto running across the gym after fifty laps* Mikey: ...Showoff... :p

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Draxum: To demonstrate just how easily diseases can spread, we're going to do a short experiment. As you can see, each of you has been given a vial. One of them is "diseased" with a chemical that will turn pink upon testing. You must share the contents of your vial with three others. Any questions? No? Then get to it. Mikey: TURTLE SWAP GO!!! [All the turtles share their vials' contents with each other. Somehow, none of them get "infected."] Draxum: ...Okay, how?

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Leo, on his third can of Bang Energy in half an hour: *bobbing his leg up and down at record speed* Whoo! Man, I feel alive! Big Mama: ...Leo, do you need to go see the nurse? Leo: Nah, I'm cool! Never better! I'll be fine! Big Mama: ...O...kay... *takes a sip of coffee* Anyway, on to the War of 1812--

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[During a mini chess tournament in their Spanish class] Casey II: *captura una de las torres de Donnie usando su reina, poniéndola en frente de la reina de Donnie* Aha! Donnie, sin emoción: *usa su reina para capturar a la reina de Casey II* Casey II: ...Oh. ଵ˛̼ଵ

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Raph, after injecting a sea urchin with some kind of chemical to make it release its sperm/eggs: *curled up on the floor, shaking a bit* I think I hurt it... I mean, it's gonna die anyway, but I think the needle hurt it... April: Hey, it's gonna be okay. It's gonna be fine, and you're gonna be fine, okay? Draxum: *approaches, only to examine the sea urchin* Wow, look at it go! You two must have some kind of super-male! *leaves without doing anything else* April: Pfft-- Raph: WHAT WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!

Okay, so, I got this coloring book from my aunt today (the same aunt I was dogsitting for the other day)...

...and then I flipped to this page.

Do you know what my first thought was? "I can put turtles there." The brain rot is real, guys.

I may have discovered a mechanic in Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria Simulator.

My findings may just be a result of confirmation bias, but I'd still like to share them.

I am an absolute coward, so I have to play these games with the sound off. This initially made the office sequences difficult, as you're supposed to listen for animatronics in the vents next to you. However, I noticed that on occasion, the lights above the vents will flicker. I don't think this is just for the scare factor. I have consistently avoided animatronic attacks by staring at the vent where there is flickering; I stare until the light level stabilizes again. I got through Friday using this tactic.

So it seems that you can use the flickering to tell if you are in immediate danger. Can anyone else either confirm or refute this?

Turtle Zodiac

I come up with weird things when I'm bored, so here. Have a ROTTMNT character (or two) for your zodiac sign.

Just turtles:

Fire signs: Raph

Earth signs: Donnie

Air signs: Leo

Water signs: Mikey

Wider cast:

Aries: Cassandra

Taurus: April

Gemini: Todd

Cancer: Casey Jr.

Leo: Marcus Moncrief (aka Jupiter Jim)

Virgo: Splinter*

Libra: Leo(nardo)

Scorpio: Baron Draxum

Sagittarius: Raph

Capricorn: Donnie

Aquarius: Sunita

Pisces: Mikey

*Doesn't match up with my headcanon since both he and April ended up being Tauruses there, but I wanted to include him anyway