The Unkissable Prince

The Unkissable Prince

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Quirkless highschool drama club AU. Denki and Jirio play the main leads of a highschool production of “the little merimaid” but problems arise when Jirou insults Denki, calling him ‘unkissable’. Denki’s insecurities grow, feeling unlovable and undesirable, but with some help and flirting from his stage manager Shinsou, Denki realizes that Jirou was wrong.

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As the start of every school production starts, you need a cast and their director, Hizashi Yamada, had spent the past week putting the actors into their roles. Now he was in front of them very dramatically reading the cast list to them, he had already named off the minor characters and everyone was already excited.

“ And now for your lead actors,” Yamada announced and then paused for what the kids assumed was suspense until the director spoke again.

“I’m going to need a drum roll, your lead deserves it.” The students were immediately on it, every one of them started hitting their hands against their, hand’s, legs,, or textbooks.

“ Announcing your underwater king, king triton played by Katsuki Bakugou”

Bakugou made a tsk sound, not out of annoyance but as if he was saying ‘of course I’m playing the king you damn extras’ with the simple sound.

“And for his red-shelled friend and worker, Sebastian, will be played by the one and only Eijiro Kirishima.” 

Kirishima was almost near tears, he wanted this role so bad, but he was insecure about his acting ability, but now he was filled with happiness and confidence.

“ Yeah, I knew you’d get it, Kiri.” Mina patted Kirishima on the back, her way of supporting Kirishima.

“Now For the evilest witch who resides under the sea, Ursula will be played by our very own Mina Ashido!” Yamada announced in a sinister voice and pointed at the ecstatic girl. Mina jumped up and started doing a little dance.

“Mina save it for the stage. Now where is my drum roll!?” The students repeated the actions from earlier, making Yamada happy.

“The love interest known as Prince Eric will be played by the one you all know and love Denki Kaminari, and as for his mermaid princess Ariel, that role is given to the talented Kyoko Jirou”

The two leads were very happy to hear that they got the roles they wanted. After some chatting and highlighting their lines, the student’s director was ready to watch the students become their characters and they began to prepare their last high school production.

It was Thursday and today they were going to rehearse the last few scenes of the show for the first time. Both the leads were nervous about the kiss scene that they would have to share, both for different reasons. For Jirou not only was it going to be her first kiss, but it would be with Denki, it not that she has anything against Denki, it’s just that Denki was a guy, and Jirou wasn’t into guys. She’s more into the smart type, with long hair, and lot of money who like tea and are named Momo Yaoyorozu. Jirou wouldn’t say she was repulsed by guys, but she valued her first kiss and didn’t want it to be for a show with someone she would never fall for. Similar to Jirou, Denki also hadn’t had his first kiss, but he just wants to get it over with, he doesn’t want to graduate without having his first kiss. He could care less about who or why, he cares about when. Even if he wants to have the kiss he is still nervous, it will be his  first kiss of course he’d be nervous. They had been rehearsing for a while up until the wedding scene arrived, the scene that required a kiss from the leads. Before they started the scene the director interjected

“ Denki and Jirou come down here for a second.” The two got off the stage and to the director.

“ So Jirou has expressed that she's uncomfortable with the kiss, which is reasonable, you two are high schoolers. So we’re going to do stage kisses, you know how to do that, right?” the two nodded their heads.

“ Ok then get back up there.” The two began to walk up to the stage, but Denki needed to know why Jirou was uncomfortable.

“ So I’m not your type?” Denki joked, his way of figuring out what was wrong.

“ Yeah, you're gross.”

“So gross that you don’t want to kiss me?”

“Of course I don’t want to kiss you, kissing you would be the grossest thing I could think of.” Denki wasn’t sure what he was expecting but he didn’t expect her to make him feel so… unlovable. Jirou realizes what she just said and she feels bad but then realizes that Denki would probably take it as a joke. She wasn’t out as a lesbian to anyone, and she always got defensive when she felt her sexuality would be discovered.

About a week later the actors were sitting and waiting via their director’s instructions.

“Now can any of you tell me what this show is missing.” Yamada walked onto the stage questioning the student. They began to yell out answers, all of which were wrong.

“Nope. No. And wrong. What this show is or I should say was missing is a stage manager. But not anymore, Shinsou come on stage!” A few seconds later an exhausted teenage boy entered the stage, his feet dragging, and in his hands was a large binder labeled ‘The Little Mermaid’. When he got to the center, where Yamada stood, Yamada prompted the boy.

“ Shinsou you’ve got to interlude yourself.” The boy rolled his eyes and took a deep breath in and out.

“ Hello everyone, I’m your stage manager Shinsou. I’m sorry for missing the last week of rehearsal I was working on this.” He lifted up the binder.

“Like he said he is your stage manager he will be working and helping everyone, now let us get to work!” Yamada clapped his hands and the student started to get into place. While trying to get to his spot Denki was stopped by the bluntly attractive stage manager.

“ Hey your Kaminari right, Prince Eric?” Denki had already thought the boy was attractive with a smooth voice, but up close it was dream-like.

“Yeah, that’s me, but you can call me by my first name, Denki.”

“Ok, I approached  you because I have a lot of notes and ideas, and I bet you have yours, so I want to work with you on your portal of Prince Eric.” Denki was shocked at how straight forward the boy in front of him was. A schedule was made so that the two could work on Denki’s lines, memorization, and portal. Though these meetings would also lead to working on Denki’s self-confidence, and romantic life, but they don't know any of that yet, it's something they'll have to discover themselves.

If you were to cast class 1-a and class 1-b in the Little Mermaid, who would play who. I have already filled the rules of prince Eric, ursala, ariel and Sebastian, but I don't want to expose who yet, so help me with the others. Please tell me your suggestions

Idea 3

Quirk less au, highschool drama club.

Male lead Denki and female lead Jiruo are sopposed to kiss but Jirou a closeted lesbian , claims that she doesnt want to kiss someone disgusting like denki ( literally just because hes a guy but only she knows that) . Denki becomes even more insecure about himself, thinking hes unlovable. But the stage manger shinsou proves him wrong

no more then 3 chapters

Idea 5

I came up with  another idea because i love unrequited love. So kirishima and mina in an established relationship (aged up) and kirishima proposes to her, but she say no because she doesn't see the point in marriage. there still dating but denki , who help plan the proposal, has to comfort kirishima constantly. Denki is also in love with kiri , is conflicted. He feels jealous , and relived but also sad that his best friends long term relationship is falling apart.

One shot

Hi! I would like a match up with any mha and haikyuu character. I'm non binary (xe/they), polyamarous and bisexual. I am shy when you first meet me but once I'm comfortable I'm very loud.

My top kins are: kaminari, Amajiki, kenma, yamaguchi. My hobbies are: listening to music and baking. My favourite anime is: mha and haikyuu. My top love language is: either words of affirmation or quality time together. In a relationship I want: reliability and for them to listen to me ramble about my current hyperfixation. I would love to go on movie dates and get tattoos together.

Thanks. 😊

For Haikyuu I match you with Bokuto and akaashi

I think it's clear that Bokuto is a great hype man, also he would wiggle his way into your life, so he can see your true self and I think he would be a great match with your love languages, he would constantly compliment you, and quilty time would be good for him, you sitting somewhere watch him or doing your own thing while he practices, he would probably faint if you joined him in practice. And because I'm a bokuaka shipper and your poly I'm gonna add in Akaashi because he would be good to you and he is reliable. Bokuto might be a little hard to talk to without him jumping in and accidentally changing the subject, but I promise he didn't mean to. That's another reason I thought Akaashi because he's a great listener. spending quality time with Akaashi while baking,  and Bokuto comes home to his partners and a full-cooked meal or a cake after he won a game. Movie dates for when Bokotos muscles are sore and he just needs to relax.

For MHA I match you with shinsou and kirishima

At first, I was trying to decide between these 2 but I remembered you are poly so I went with both. I don't what dynamic these to together would be if you all 3 were to date, but I know it wouldn't be bad. Kirishima would be perfect for your love language, along with understanding if anything he did or said made you uncomfortable. Shinso would probably adapt to your interest, either on accident or purpose, he listened to you talk and fell down the rabbit hole and now you can talk together about whatever the interest was. Both of them would stare at you whenever you were all together but not actually talking and if you caught them starting they would be embarrassed and deny it. The tattoos will happen with at least one of them, but i would be surprised if it wasn't both of them

Thanks for the submission and I hope you like your matches, from one denki kinnie to another.

Starter event

Ive decided to do an event because i want to.

So there are 2 options

Option 1: Match up

This is my first match up but i think it would be fun, all you need to do is send me some information about yourself. I don't know much about zodiacs or Mbti or whatever so instead i want you to include this in your match up about your self

Who you kin? Hobbies? Favorite anime? Top love language? things you want in a relationship? Cute things you want to do with a romantic partner? Gender Preferences and any other preferences ( like Pro-hero or Villain) and what Fandom you want match ups from?

I'm gonna limit it to 3 match ups/fandoms. So you can ask for match ups from more then one fandom

Fandoms I will do match ups for

Mystic Messenger

AOT(only characters that are in season 1-3)

MHA

Haikyuu ( not well versed in minor characters, ive only watched up to season 2)

Ohshc

Option 2 :Short angst fic

Send in a request, either based on some prompts or come up wit your own. You can request x reader fic or a ship.

Prompts

Cheating

Misunderstanding

Hanahaki disease

Soulmates

Unrequited love

Fake love

Used

Lead on

Reader Dies

Character dies ( if ship tell me which one)

Neglected

Second choose

Breck-up

Forced break-up

Rejection

You can mix and match, and most are up to your interpterion, just tell me what that interpterion is. For this im only taking MHA characters because i only now how to right them.

Also my request are open even if its not form this even

heey so I'd like a match-up with any aot female character and mha (pro heroes). my love language is words of affirmation, I love painting and im kinda good at it, I write and read books and i love taking care of animals!

I am kind of shy in public and I'd describe myself as an introvert but as soon as I get to know someone with the same interests as me I quickly open up and become more confident. my favourite anime is devilman crybaby !

For AOT I match you with Sasha Braus

I love introverts x extroverts and Sasha would be a person to enter your life and become important without you realizing it. I think she would be great at complementing you, she would also want to hang your paintings in her room and if you wouldn't let her she would steal them so she could do it anyways. I think she would sit and listen to you talk about animals and the book you are currently reading, and she's always looking at you when you are doing stuff. I think she would also be a fan of devilman crybaby and other animes similar to that, I can see her yelling at the screen when something doesn't go the way she wants it to, and then crying 2 seconds later.

For MHA I match you with Ryuko Tatsuma

I think she would share your interest in books and animals. I can picture the two of you reading your books in the same area, or she reads while you paint. I think she would complement you very obviously and out of the blue like she didn't think she just blurts it out. Like you’re talking about something and she stops you and just says  “I love your voice” and she would get flustered after realizing what she said. I like the idea of her having reptile pets or a medium-sized fluffy dog, I see her being passionate about the proper care of certain animals that she has, often correcting people and educating them on what they need to fix.

Thats all thank you for summiting and I hope you like your matches.