He Is Filled With Agony

He is filled with agony

botw/totk link is the character of all time. he's the destined hero handpicked by the goddess. he's too anxious to speak. he's the princess's sworn protector, friend and partner. he has eaten rocks. he could best an adult man in combat by the age of four. he's befriended every leader in hyrule. he has tony hawk vibes so strong nobody else ever recognises him. he invented pizza. he can smite a lynel in 20 seconds. he's 4'10". he's even nonbinary

Ultimate dandori strategy: murder

the regular people of hyrule seeing the castle spontaneously burst into dark evil flames and rise up out of the ground: