Ladies, If He Nibbles Your Ear During Sex, That Aint Your Man, Thats A Desmodus Rotundus (better Known

Ladies, if he nibbles your ear during sex, that ain’t your man, that’s a desmodus rotundus (better known as the common vampire bat)

honestly christianity really hit the jackpot with "jesus christ" rolling off the tongue as an expletive so well. the number one problem with fantasy settings is that whatever names you come up with to take in vain will never hit as well as "jesus christ"

Reblog if you support non-binary people <3

(I'm trying to prove a homophobic person in my class wrong :3)

I’m only horny when it’s funny

Hardest part about being ace is when I make jokes about characters I'm in love with (like, "please!! Give me one chance!! I'll do anything!! Oh god, please, I'm on my knees!!" or miming that I'm snacking my credit card on the desk), and the people around me will start to question my sexuality. Guys can I not joke around? I really just love this character normally, but that's not funny enough for me :(

Violets are blue

Roses are red

I’m still aroace

So fuck yourself instead

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm not getting into your bed

I'm AroAce, FUCK YOU

I think it’s butt stuff this week

can someone tell me what the gay agenda was again I wasn't paying attention in the meeting