Actually Dying What In The World Am I Doing, This Meme Was Too Funny

Actually dying what in the world am I doing, this meme was too funny

Have another cracked meme, please enjoy thank you orz

(And no way am I drawing Lucifer again, so png it was)

“Uhm. No I don't have an Obey Me au—” everyone has an Obey Me au dipshit it came free with the “devs keep retconning very important stuff, world building, characters and morality in Devildom and Celestial Realm has no consistency, we don't even know the real personality of our fav because they were written so differently so many times and we're all pretending there is a story and lore we like but in reality we're all screaming crying throwing up all over our blogs”

I feel like this would happen to me if I was in Om. I GOT A PRETTY BAD INSOMNIA SOMETIMES, THEN ON THE OTHER DAY I'M LIKE BELPHIE.

In the corridor of the House of Lamentations very late in the night.

Lucifer: …

Levi: …

Mc: … Okay… Why are you two awake???? What did I tell you about having a stable sleep schedule?!!!!

Lucifer: The question is what are you two awake????

Levi: … I don't feel I have the authority to ask you so…. Playing videogames

Mc and Lucifer: Levi!!!! we've talked about this!!!!

Levi: *shrugging* I'm a hopeless otaku!!! What's your excuse?!?!!

Lucifer: *massaging his temples* I have work to do for the next event.

Mc: >:0 *pointing at him* You can't do more work than what we've agreed upon!!!! We have an arrangement with Diavolo!!!!

Lucifer: And what about you???? You're making a fuss when you're doing the same thing!!!!!

Levi: *recording with his ddd* Who will have the absolute authority in this house?

Mc: It's insomnia!!!! How many times do I have to tell you!!? I caaaaan't control it!!!!

Levi: Lol, right, like a human body can do that.

Lucifer: Think of a better excuse Mc.

Mc: … That's it, you asked for it, I'm going to make Belphie put you to sleep for a week.

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That's awfully cute. I'm in love.

September prompt 03

Rating: PG

Pairing: Levi X GN!Reader

CW: self-depreciation

Word count: Roughly .5K

A/N: Prompt number three, based on the dialogue "Your hands are warm."

Images belong to Solmare.

There’s no preamble as you open the door to Levi’s bedroom, a squawk of your name as the Avatar of Envy bristles at your lack of knocking. “Transform.” 

“What!?” 

“Demon form. Now.” Snapping your fingers as he simply looks at you with his shoulders slumped to make his body seem smaller. 

“I don’t just do it on command!” He’s blushing too which is sort of endearing as he curls up more on his gaming chair. 

“Ok then, I’ll go see Mammon. I bet he’d do it for me.” Internally counting to five in your head as you walk towards the door. 

“Wha!” You only made it to three before his hand wrapped around your wrist, looking at the floor as he quickly transformed. “Happy now?” 

“Yes.” Tapping his shoulder in glee. “Now turn around.” Waving your index finger in a circle as you speak, watching him roll his eyes before turning. 

“What are you doi- Hey!” Jolting on his heels as your hands grasp the thickest part of his tail connected to the base of his spine. “What's the big idea!” It’s rare to see Levi show any sign of being authoritative, upset at being pawed at. 

“Thought so.” Sliding your thumbs along the fine plates that cover his serpentine appendage. “Do you ever check your tail for shedding?” 

“Yes! Just because I’m an anti social otaku that hides in his room all day with his video games doesn’t mean I’ve got a slimy gross tail.” That usual whine is back in his voice and you chuckle. 

“I didn’t ask that Levi, and snake skin isn’t slimy.” Tapping the black skin that shimmers different shades of blue and purple from the dim lights of his room. “I ask because the last few times you were in your demon form I noticed a paleness to your tail.” 

“It’s not like I can see the part behind my back that attaches to me.” Huffing as his shoulders drop again, at least before he makes a noise of pleasure as you increase the pressure. 

“So you shed on a regular basis?” 

“Yea. I’m gross and none of my brothers want to help me with the parts I can’t reach.” You raise an eyebrow at that as you tap a drier section. 

“You aren’t gross. I think you might be wrong about none of your brothers wanting to help, but that’s for you to figure out.” Looking around his room before you decide here next to the bathtub that serves as his bed is good enough. “For now I’ll give you hand getting the dead skin off.” 

“Oh um.” Glancing up you see the pink flush atop his ears. “Thank you.” 

“Anytime.” Using the rolling motion of your thumbs to rub the dead skin away, revealing the usual glinting black scales laced with sapphire veins. When he makes another noise you stop, “Levi?” 

“Sorry, it’s just.” Trailing off his voice is softer as he speaks “Your hands are warm. It’s nice.” You smile, getting back to work and asking him about the latest game he’s been playing. Enjoying the conversation as you slowly strip away the old skin. It might not be worth much but you doubt he likes having an itchy tail. 

Just a Little Reminder

Lucifer would want you to take pride in yourself, you're amazing and you deserve to feel that way

Mammon would want you to be greedy, it's not wrong to want nice things for yourself

Levi would want you to enjoy your passions, regardless of what others think

Satan would want you to allow yourself to feel your emotions, the good ones, the bad ones, and even the ugly ones

Asmo would want you to wear what you want, look the way you'd like, and love who you want to love

Beel would want you to eat, your body needs fuel

Belphie would want you to get some actual sleep, being tired all the time sucks

Diavolo would want you to take charge of your own destiny, you don't have to follow the path that people tell you to

Barbatos would want you to take a break, you can't spend all of your valuable time working

Luke would want you to stand up for yourself, you shouldn't have to be treated poorly

Simeon would want you to take the time to recharge when you need it, your mental health is worth more than the feelings of others

Solomon would want you to accept guidance when needed, its ok to ask for help, he wouldn't be where he is now without the guidance he received

overall, you deserve to be taken care of, not only by others but also by yourself. you're allowed to feel good about yourself and do what you like and just live and love and exist in the way you want to and you shouldn't let anyone give you shit for it

[5/10]

I'll keep posting my favourite OM talks cuz yeah. It's fun and I love them, but my galery is asking help