So About That Support Group

So… about that support group…

🫂

I think we all need hugs, so here is one for you.

Look I know I joked about it before, but... I think we've officially gotten to that point...

Alright!

@glowingmin @life-in-winter @linkiscool33 @passerinesoncaffiene @deleetrix @sunny-porridge @zeldathusiast @lele5429 @bittirsweeteer

AND ANYONE ELSE WHO IS INTERESTED!!!

DM me your discord, discord invite is here, we're officially starting the Adjuration discord support group chat. Fucking hell...

There’s a moment where Shadow wonders if that feeling itself was dying, that the cold nothingness that he was in before was merely prelude. And then it hits him. He wonders. If he can think about things, then that means… Shadow opens his eyes. He isn’t sure, exactly, what the afterlife was supposed to look like, or if there even was one for creatures like him. But he would bet an entire cellar of evil root beer that this is not it.

The Beginning - Part 1

Last Week Tonight, March 16, 2022

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For those that aren't in Australia right now, we have the funniest scandal going on.

Firstly let us introduce you to the eye of the storm: Sam Kerr. Sam is a women's soccer player who has in the last year become one of the most famous and beloved athletes in Australia. Captain of the women's national team, Sam became something of a cult figure after the last Women's Soccer World Cup became a complete unpredicted sensation in Australia, with the whole country getting behind the team.

Sam, up until now, has had probably one of the most squeaky clean images in sport. Generally in Australia it is not uncommon for our sports stars to be caught up in scandals involving drugs:

violence:

drinking their own urine:

or if you're cricket legend Shane Warne, probably all three at once.

Contrasting all this, Sam's image as the squeaky clean saviour for sport made it all the more shocking this last week, when it was announced that Kerr was to face trial after having been charged by the UK police of a "racially aggravated offence" involving a taxi driver.

This was shocking news. Nobody knew what to make of it. Sam was a model for young girls everywhere and a national treasure. "This is why we can't have nice things" screamed the nation. It seemed like all hope was lost.

That is, until, yesterday, when the UK police finally revealed the full details of the case, in which Sam Kerr, sporting legend, was arrested for vomiting in a cab, and then telling an intervening police officer that he was a “stupid white bastard”.

Now we probably don't need to point out that in Australia, vomiting in a taxi and then calling a cop a bastard is about as close to a national culture as we have.

You could not have come up with a better headline to make someone a national hero.

Needless to say, Sam in now being hailed down under as the greatest legend that ever lived, and a petition has already been started to have her picture added to the $5 note.

The tide has swung so far that not one, but TWO, state Premiers have spoken out in support of Kerr, and the Prime Minister has even gone on the record describing her as "a delight".

And so ends the racial abuse saga of our greatest sports hero of all time, and the very first reverse milkshake duck to ever exist.

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