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The Perfect Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookie Pie

★ 【柏木】 「 ついろぐ 」 ☆ ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ follow me on twitter

What do you do when you reach The End of Tumblr but it is only 11:30 in the pm????

A young blonde girl from California in her late teens, who moved to Texas, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a “handy woman” and started canvassing a nearby up scale neighbourhood. 

She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. “Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint the porch” he said. “How much will you charge me?” Delighted, the girl quickly responded, “How about $50?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and brushes and everything she would need were in the garage.

The man’s wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, “Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?”

“That’s a bit cynical, isn’t it?” he responded.

The wife replied, “You’re right. I guess I’m starting to believe all those blonde jokes.”

A few hours later the blonde came to the door to collect her money. “You’re finished already??“ the startled husband asked. “Yes,” the blonde replied, “and I even had paint left over so I gave it two coats.”

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her along with a $20 tip.

“Thank you,” the gal said, “And, by the way, it’s not a Porch, it’s a Lexus…”

I would love to make something like this, hopefully when I am finished embroidering this gd dress

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