Thats My Wife!!!!

That’s my wife!!!!

I’ve been so uninspired lately all I’ve got are silly lil sketches someone PLEASE inject some ideas into my brain (or my dms tbh)

flower language has always been an intense source of disappointment for me

like, they all mean really generic things like “love” or “forever” or “i’m sorry” 

i thought you could combine flowers

like you could just send someone a bouquet and from the combination of hibiscus and posies and tulips they’d understand “the rebel leader is dead, rendezvous at the docks at 8, bring the dog, you will need lighter fluid and  a large tomato”

Realistic self portraits... Test my sanity..

"I could play him like a fiddle" they say in unison

Whenever i see those AUs where kid Stanley and Stanford are like trapped with their 30 year old selfs, all i can think of is how it would be very easy for Stanley to trust Bill, i mean, guy's charismatic as fuck, cant blame the kid, yknow?

[Part 2]

[Stanley and kid Stanford]

And a little bonus because Bill Cipher has a gun new way to manipulate Stanford

(Happens later in the AU)

"Centipedes don't fuck" is one of my favorite animal facts. There are plenty of sexually reproducing animals that don't fuck per se (like a lot of fish) but centipedes don't even meet. Males just leave sperm packets lying on the fucking ground and females pick them up and take them home. They don't even hang out