My Tail Has Gotten Stuck In The Door And It Refuses To Open. Bribing It With Food Has Not Worked. Send

My tail has gotten stuck in the door and it refuses to open. Bribing it with food has not worked. Send help.

i need to turn into this dog and start yelling yuri at people on the street

ok so to clarify what my hobbies are bc i suddenly feel like i need to do that Uh i just hunt people or animals either one idc it's fun and if i win i get a yummy treat (their meat) other than that i just gorge my brain on sonic bullshit

when I say I like moths I mean this

but I also mean this

Suddenly, I'm remembering a certain gardening escapade that left me giving a moth a light show while also serving as it's chewing toy.

Gosh I wonder why that could be?

The moth child was there while I awoke this morning. I don't have a working heart, but having a looming figure with beating wings and six arms would surely make it jump to your throat of you saw what I awoke to. Especially when they utter nonsense about lamps and green fields beyond reality

I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do about that other than give her a pat on the shoulder and propose some tea.

Moon says that she just likes the light we give, but I'm pretty sure she just wants to eat my horns.

Pro tip: Talking Words Factory makes your horns shiny.

My tail has gotten stuck in the door and it refuses to open. Bribing it with food has not worked. Send help.