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Evil :(

oh my god the evil water bottlef got even better

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getranched

1 year ago

And then you elaborated anyways

some of the fandom girlies on here call men tgirls in the same way old men called young boys faggots for crying i think

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the whole. ‘curious! I am very smart!’ comic except not because I fuckint love it when people say they won’t elaborate and do it anyways /gen mod vivian

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1 year ago

This is the note I leave on my bed when I go to Moulder in the Greenpath

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yknow from Hollow Knight incredible place to sit and be an orchestra sometimes I gotta go to a different universe for a few centuries to be Strange And Fae then come back to the exact time and place I left it’s good for my mental health mod vivian

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1 year ago

Me and Star Wars

mutual 1: god i sure wish this thing i think about 24/7 was good mutual 2: god i sure wish this thing i think about 24/7 was good mutual 3: god i sure wish this thing i think about 24/7 was good mutual 4: god i sure wish this thing i think about 24/7 was good mutual 5: god i sure wish this thing i think about 24/7 was good mutual 6: god i sure wish this thing i think about 24/7 was good

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Star Wars peaked in 1977 and has just gone downhill since I (mostly) jest there’s Specific Content which is just incredible. but most of it is (enjoyably) Bad lmao why do you think there are so many time travel fix-its? or fix-its in general? mod vivian

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1 year ago

There are two wolves inside of you. One thinks critically about the content you consume. The other says “maybe the curtains were just fucking blue.” Your essay is due in 2 hours. Good luck

*opening a book* this better not have any themes or motifs

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because both of these things are true! sometimes the curtains ARE just fucking blue! but sometimes they’re part of a theme or motif which is there intentionally! so you gotta Analyze the content to figure out which it is this is why I don’t hold my devotees to a scripture and instead talk to them in person and plainly mod vivian

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1 year ago

Good resolutions op

2024:

1. GET EVEN WEIRDER!!!!!!

2. GAY AND TRANSGENDER SEX

3. DO WHATEVER YUOU WANT FOREVER

4. STOP OVERTHINKING IT

5. YOU DO NOT NEED TO DO ANYTHING TO BE LOVED

6. FIND MEANING IN EVERYTHING

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god/dess approved 👍 have fun be fun do fun whatevs! mod vivian

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