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I Haven't Sneezed In So Long That Now It Hurts To Sneeze. Help.

I haven't sneezed in so long that now it hurts to sneeze. Help.

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1 year ago

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1 year ago

made my first "comic".

Translation under the cut because I'm too tired to redo the text in English.

Made My First "comic".
Made My First "comic".
Made My First "comic".
Made My First "comic".
Made My First "comic".
Made My First "comic".

Kaneda: Hey, hey Himuro come and see!

Himuro: oh, wut happen-WHAT THE FUCK.

Lihito: We were gonna go to the cinema but, god fucking damn it, we got stuck in these poses.

Himuro: I'm not even gonna question it...

Kaneda: We think (basically just me) that it's because we're missing Leonardo

Okubo: So, we wanted to ask you if you wanna be Leonardo, 'cause you're alread-

Himuro: NO

Okubo: Y tho?

Himuro: Because it's for idiots.

The other three: No shit. Also, your motif is wrong, sucker.

Big sigh

Himuro: Wouldn't it be easier to call, I dunno, Koga or Falcon? They both like Turtles and Ninjas.

Lihito: First of all, talk less, God dammit; Second of all, we invited Kuroki and he's currently waitinf for us outside the cinema.

Change of places: TO KUROKI!

Kuroki: Where the balls are those youngsters...

Falcon: MASTER OMG LOOK IT'S THE REAL MASTER SPLINTER OMG OMG I'M HIS BIGGEST FAN OMG!!!!

Kuroki:... and what the fuck is Albert doing, God dammit, how embarrassing... I regret taking him as my student.

BACK TO THE IDIOTS!

Himuro: So... you're telling me you invited Kuroki "The Devil Lance" Gensai to see TMNT: Mutant Chaos with you? And he accepted? And he's currently waiting for you, but you are all currently frozen in these poses because you're missing Leonardo?

The other three: YES

Himuro: I'M IN

The 4 idiots get to the cinema

Lihito: Hai Kuroki!!!!! We made it!!!! :3

Kuroki: about time.

Lihito: sory :(

Kuroki: Ya know you can take those costumes off? You're adults now.

Himuro: I hate everyone of you. EVERYONE. Die fucking southerners.

Lihito: it happens.

Big ass explosion

The five of them: whatafak.

Kuroki: thank god Albert died.


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