Kill Them. Kill The Xenos Immediately. Then Use Their Body For Corpse Starch.

Kill them. Kill the Xenos immediately. Then use their body for corpse starch.

I need ALL of you to understand that your silly little technicolor furry/scaly/protogen/“creature” OCs would be shot down the moment anyone saw them without hesitation.

Super Earth is the right hand of the god of xenophobia that is Warhammer 40,000, meaning everyone that isn’t 100% human in appearance is dead on the spot.

Hell, they’d probably do worse than that. I wouldn’t put Super Earth past classified concentration camps for people with birth defects, or worse, grievously unethical human experimentation that’s hidden behind the guise of a placebo medical program.

“Oh, you think we’re just gonna give you some pills for a few weeks and you can just leave? Hell no. We’re going to pump a gallon of medical class deliriants into your body to see how much fear the human body can handle. Our Helldivers will really benefit from this glorious sacrifice of yours.”

They might not even bother with all that. They might have mandatory legislation that states they HAVE to abort the baby, and force the grieving family to work on a hell-colony on Hellmire, or god forbid a Terminid hive world.

You wanna know what’s crazy?! It could be EVEN MORE BRUTAL. They could just toss them off a cliff like the Greeks did and brand it as some sick, demented ritual to appease the “Spirit of Democracy”. Shit’s fuckin’ BAD, brother.

Super Earth is a DYSTOPIAN society that makes no place for anything different or erratic. It’s all black and yellow, and the people who are not wearing black and yellow are killed because the government tells them that they are wrong, bad, stupid and dumb and a bunch of poopy face losers.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk about the nature of societal dystopias like these being inextricably linked to puritanical hellscapes.

(It looks really good btw)

Helldiver Demily fanart by @axidentshappen

Behold.

The Duality of Man

My least favorite genre of music is Metal. It is incredibly hard to dance to and I can’t understand what the heck they’re even singing. I’ve tried listening to metal music but it’s not for me.

Well?

Would you?

Vault Hunter Flow

Shit, man, I’m shootin’ different.

This sorry ass shituationship started when I loaded titanium tipped overpacked powderkeg personnel carrier poppin’ penetrator class peashooter punching ordnance into my 25mm Magnum battle cannon.

Now I’m trading Shit Oil with space psychos outta the cursed canyons so I can take 20 shots from a Torgue weapon to the ass and still siddown in a chair good after I get my hundred grand I spent on hookers and sPACE BLOW, man.

I’m putting a chain saw onto my chainsaw on my battle rifle so I can cut shit even better to get riled up Rakk fumes into my lungs.

I’m smoking that Purloined Pandora Pirate’s Property pack. Shit so purple you’d think it was laced with Eridium via Energized Electrolysis.

Shit so gas it could fuel a raider’s ruckus rig till rain starts falling in the Droughts.

I let a skag bite me in the chest so I didn’t have to feel the fuckin’ flamethrowin’ sawblade launchers dig into my spine, causing irreparable damage to my nervous system.

They call it a new you cause they knew I’d never be like you cause I’m already him.

I shot a vault monster With a Jakobs from a jillion miles away like that nasty motherfucker was nothin’.

Fuck it, I looted the opp. Sold all of his gear to the nearest town, and they didn’t bother to bury his dumb ass.

Don’t you just hate when unbridled omniscience over all things is thrust upon you and you’re forced to reckon with the emptiness of the universe?

I do.

It fuckin’ sucks.

Amon Tobin’s “Chaos Theory” is a gas album and no one can tell me different.

It’s the soundtrack to the first Splinter Cell, for those who don’t know about it. For people who don’t know what that is, it’s the Tom Clancy equivalent to all of Kojima’s Solid Snake hijinks and wacky adventures.

It’s a really smooth, dark tone throughout the whole album’s run (as an espionage soundtrack should be), and leans heavily into IDM elements. Chopped drum breaks, lots of floaty delays and reverb in the mix, and some stellar guitar work that really serves the vibe well. Think about a lot of Aphex Twin’s sensibilities, and you’ve got an I.ntelligent D.ance M.usic track. Guitar’s heavily compressed, but in a studio mastering way, not in a “This .mp4 file has been downloaded onto my computer since 2005” way.

Which is really impressive, given that the album was released by Amon in 2005. Good on him.

Here’s the link to it if you wanna give it a listen:

Couldn’t find it in the audio post tab. Stupid audio post tab…