Everyone Elses Dnd Characters: Their Orphanage Is A Cult, Their Parents Abandoned Them And They Had To

Everyone else’s dnd characters: their orphanage is a cult, their parents abandoned them and they had to raise themselves in the woods, daddy issues, mommy issues, harms themselves to provide justice to their god, big backstory about overcoming major difficulties

Me: fratboi w/ a skateboard :-)

I’ve named him Johnson and he gifted me a rabbits foot. I adore him

I know no one cares, but starting rn, imma start just live-blogging bout my Minecraft pets.

I currently have a server which I’m just a wandering nomad, and got a orange and black tabby named Johnson.

imagine doing your assignments on time, so you don’t cry and have panic attacks the day before ...

couldn’t be me

Late January 2021: Reddit collapses the stock market Late March 2021: Big fat boat disrupts international trade Late May 2021: ‘Minions’ meme leads to universal healthcare Late July 2021: Sentient drones unionize, bankrupting Amazon Late September 2021: The blue man group eradicates coronavirus

Hell yeah

My “draw the squad” memes so far