Cardan: I Think Of You. Often. Its Disgusting And I Hate It.

Cardan: I think of you. Often. It’s disgusting and I hate it.

Jude:

I had this English assignment where I had to pick a book character and describe how they conform or follow social norms :))) When I tell you I wrote a paragraph on Jude Duarte in Elfhame. The yap I yapped. Best writing job I've ever done, I swear. AND I TOLD MY FRIENDS BUT THEY ROLLED THEIR EYES

I'm begging you to reread TFOTA and think after every sentence which leaves Cardan's mouth that he CANNOT LIE. And I'm not talking about our basic stuff like "You want to hear me scream." "Yes I do and maybe one day I will.", but more about basic stuff he pops out, like when the folk was eating Snardan he was just like "I always new I taste delicious." Sir, what?

cardan: *does the most pathetic loser boy thing ever*

fandom: *nodding in approval*

jude: *does the most downright violent thing when she could've probably talked it out*

fandom: *vigorous nods of appreciation*

taryn: *breathing*

fandom: *compose death threats*

fell for this twice :( CARDAN YOU SUCK

...jk i love you don't tell jude

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