My Little Goat Baby Through The Ages

My little goat baby through the ages

By Frostbite Studios

I'm begging you to reread TFOTA and think after every sentence which leaves Cardan's mouth that he CANNOT LIE. And I'm not talking about our basic stuff like "You want to hear me scream." "Yes I do and maybe one day I will.", but more about basic stuff he pops out, like when the folk was eating Snardan he was just like "I always new I taste delicious." Sir, what?

cardan: *does the most pathetic loser boy thing ever*

fandom: *nodding in approval*

jude: *does the most downright violent thing when she could've probably talked it out*

fandom: *vigorous nods of appreciation*

taryn: *breathing*

fandom: *compose death threats*

fell for this twice :( CARDAN YOU SUCK

...jk i love you don't tell jude

Who wants a personalised letter?

How to ask for one here

Haha you thought happy April fools in September

Faerie knight: You smell like blood, mortal Jude Duarte, who just recently got stabbed: I'm on my period. Fuck off

AHAHAHAHA IT'S HAPPENING, IT'S HERE, THE ENEMIES ARE BECOMING LOVERS "Most of all, I hate you because I think of you. Often. It's disgusting, and I can't stop."

great, great times, I love it XD