The Voices

the voices

the urge to create a whole chb and camp Jupiter clothing store, the voices tell me to. like omg i want a camp Jupiter varsity jacket so badly, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

*the gods in council*

zeus: all in favor, say aye

the gods: aye

zeus: good. does anyone have anything to add before we disperse?

poseidon: yes. i invite you all to examine some pictures and evaluate whether athena or myself constructed the superior ginger bread house at the jackson-blofis-chase christmas party

athena, rolling her eyes: it is utterly inconceivable that you truly believe your haphazard creation could rival the elegance and precision of my architectural masterpiece

poseidon, pointing his trident at her: oh, but indeed i do. mine was much more homey looking. there was a pond outside, a nice yard, it even had candy horse stables. yours was a boring upper-class temple

athena: frederick and annabeth—the higher-IQ participants—most definitely agreed that mine was undeniably superior

poseidon: um, no. annabeth may have said yours was better, but i saw her admiring my work much more than yours. perseus can back me up.

athena: oh gods, perseus’ house was even worse! even sally was making fun of it!

poseidon: sally found it charming. you simply do not understand her humor, being as uptight as you are. my son’s house radiated warmth and entertainment, unlike yours that-

zeus, annoyed: can you two settle this somewhere else?

poseidon and athena, in unison: no

ares: i liked it better when you two almost never interacted. first the superbowl party bet, then the easter basket debacle, and now this?

athena: i still cannot believe you all voted his easter basket was better

apollo: the candy choices inside were simply more appealing than your delicate basket weaving. i know because i was there

athena: you weren’t even invited. you just showed up

apollo: the jacksons and i are old friends, of course they wanted me there! plus many of my other friends were there! leo and thalia and-

zeus: i’m about to erase all of you from existence

poseidon, amused: you’re the jealous you weren’t invited, brother

that's an 8th grader he'd still be in middle school

14 guys

y'all, Nico's 14

nico di angelo!!

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

which blonde person hurt Rick Riordan❓ Like

Jason was fucked up and when he started to be a normal boy, he dies

His mom was a former star and then a alcoholic

Luke helped to kill plenty of kids and then died

Magnus was homeless and then literally die on the first page of his book

May began to have delusions and lost her sanity (and her son)

Will lost like 10 siblings, suddenly had to be the older siblings of his cabin and then the ONLY healer for a WHOLE camp

Annabeth was bullied by her own stepmother and honestly her father is a asshole

Idk Apollo deserved