The Headcanon Of Regulus Just Being Able To Cry On Command Is Horrifying But Also The Funniest Thing

the headcanon of regulus just being able to cry on command is horrifying but also the funniest thing i’ve ever fucking heard. like i imagine regulus is hanging out with the marauders, post black brothers reconciliation, and him and sirius are bickering and sirius JOKINGLY goes “well it’s not MY fault it’s impossible for you to show any emotion” and regulus blinks. and then just fully starts sobbing.

and james and remus and peter are all like ?!?!?! what the FUCK . RIGHTFULLY SO. and james’ heart is hurting so bad because he’s never seen regulus cry before and he’s trying to comfort him and hold him and regulus, (who is gay and a little shit) is just letting himself be hugged and letting james pet his hair or whatever and remus is like. sirius what the fuck apologize to your brother??????? because sirius has been sitting there the entire time unmoving and he just raises his eyebrows, completely unimpressed and deadpan when he goes, “you guys do know he’s faking right”. and then when remus and james both are like HUH??? torn between bewildered and angry with this reaction, regulus just extracts himself from james, face completely neutral but with tears drying on his cheeks, no sign of the heaving, hyperventilating sobs he’d fallen into literally a second ago and says “i win”. it terrifies peter so bad that he can’t look him in the eyes for a week

This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon

Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.

The urge to write a fic about the black brothers with Regulus being away from Sirius(cuz of circumstances) and trying to get back to his brother while Sirius stays(OMG THE IRONY OF SIRIUS STAYING AND WAITING FOR REGULUS TO FIND HIM AND REGULUS RUNNING TO GET TO SIRIUS) at that one spot and waits for Regulus to get to him. And then Regulus finally found him after 20 something mins/hours/months/years(idk yet) and Naming the fic 'Argos' based on greek mythology, just because Sirius' animagus in canon is a dog

After Regulus finds him, we all know what happens.(if you read the odessey, at least:))

“background wolfstar” either means they’re the only ones who have their shit together or they are a FLAMING hot mess the entire time and there is no in between

Been thinking a lot about Regulus ‘as sick as it sounds I loved you first’ Black today.