Meet Cute: It's Raining And I See Your Battered Bleeding Body Lying In The Mud And I Kick It Slightly

meet cute: it's raining and I see your battered bleeding body lying in the mud and I kick it slightly to see if you're dead

”look at my girlfriend hes so pretty :)” i point at a man who looks like hes been beaten by god himself and is on the verge of violence

hi troy do you think

Never

Did it hurt when you were filming The Marble Hornets when Tim hit you?

Yes it hurt very bad and I needed 33 plastic surgeries and one kiss to make it better

Pony

Marble hornets except they all have really bad southern accents that only straight up rednecks elderly people seem to have

like, entry 64 in the tunnel and instead of Alex just ominously saying “leave. Now” he says “go on n’ get”

or entry 83, Tim starts chasing hoody and instead of him just sayin “I’M GONNA KILL YOU” he says “I’M GONNA KILL YOU DEAD”

entry 32 and Jessica just says “Jay, bless yer heart, you ain’t actin right in the head”

I could write more but I no no wanna