Id Eat That, Looks Juicy, Has Good Marbling, Marinated

Id eat that, looks juicy, has good marbling, marinated

the meat

The Meat

Do you ever become mutuals with someone you share an intense interest with and it becomes this limbo of "I want to be your friend SO fucking bad but I'll eat a shoe before dm-ing first"

Hello! I adore your writings so much, I always get so excited when I see that you've posted something. Ok so we've seen Splinter walking in on the boys having sex, but what about their brothers walking in on sex with their gf???

Thank you so much for enjoying what I write!

Leo

So you and Leo are going at it

and it’s not exactly vanilla

you’re tied up in intricate knots, legs spread wide and he’s got a vibrator going full blast against you

degrading you a little too

but someone outside the door hears that he’s calling you a dumb slut and doesn’t understand the context

so Raph walks in

“Yo what the fuck did you just sa-”

*and at this moment, Raph realised that he fucked up*

he kind of stares for a moment and then covers his eyes and walks out

all the while saying “that’s some freaky deaky shit right there, you both need help, calling a girl names like that...I can’t...”

You both kind of laugh in an embarrassed way

doesn’t stop you continuing tho

Raph

So we all know that Raph’s fave is hitting it from behind

and so he does and you’re almost screaming it feels so good

he just always knows the right pace and depth to go

*enter: Mikey*

“Raph settle this for me: would you rather fight 100 baby sized alligators or 3 alligator sized babi-”

oh no

Mikey has no filter

and a sort of shocked smile crosses his face

“so you guys are getting nasty? I respect it. Y’know I always like to-”

“get out, Mikey!”

“No I was jsut saying that-”

“GET OUT, MIKEY!”

He does what he’s told as a pillow is hurled at his face

you can hear him giggling down the hall as he walks away tho

Mikey

Now Mikey is a big fan of role play

anything slightly silly but also fun and goofy he is really into

so you’re dressed as a nurse and he’s a patient

he’s got the surgical gown and everything, he likes to take it that far

and as you’re riding him, the door fucking flies open

*Cue a very disgruntled Donnie*

“Mikey you can’t keep leaving the ketchup out of the fridge, it goes bad-”

he stares, his mouth falls open, he looks like he’s about to throw up and cry at the same time

he covers his eyes

mouth still agape 

he’s gone all ridged and weird now

Mikey gives 0 fucks tho

“Oh, sorry man. I’ll remember next time” he says like he’s not balls deep inside of you right now

all Donnie can utter is “th- the ketchup...It’s gone bad....”

he briskly tries to walk out

bumping into the door frame before he finally leaves

you don’t see him for a week afterwards

Donnie

Precious little sub Donnie

you’ve got him on his knees, in a ball gag and hands tied behind his back

he looks so cute while you’re in charge

the door flies open

Leo is stood there holding his laptop and not looking up

“Hey, Done this thing is frozen again and I can’t seem to get it to stop. Don;t say turn it off and on again because I’ve tried, man but, it’s not worki-”

he looks up

he’s looking at Donnie, Donnie’s looking at him

the fear and embarrassment coming From Donnie is palpable 

“oh...I- I didn’t know you liked that-That kind of...Thing...”

He just stars at the ceiling and you’re trying not to laugh because holy shit Donnie is never gonna live this down

He tries to say “please just leave” but the ball gag makes it come out all muffled and wrong

Leo gets the hint tho

Donnie just gets you to untie him and he crawls under the covers and stays there for a few hours

ping: @angelcatlowyn​

Making Friends in the TMNT fandom be like:

I'm having so much fun here. Rambling about these little guys 24/7.

Beware all the people im following, my ass is dropping random stuff in ask boxes, keep an eye out

*drops this in here*

The boys all hate pigeons, not for like the usual

“Their filthy animals” thing no no no, but the fact that they each have had an incident with a pigeon

Mikey? Ordered kfc one time, not only did a pigeon shit on him while he was getting it but umm wasn’t exactly chicken in there

Leo, poor boy. Was in the middle of a stealth mission for intel, and 2 pigeons landed infront of him and started banging, he nearly got caught from all the noise the birds were making

Donnie, plain and simple, one of his devices was malfunctioning and he opened it up. Only for a pigeon to immediately knock it out of his hands and break it

Raphs. He will never speak of it, it horrifies him so terribly

(He accidentally stood on a pigeon while roof hopping and felt really bad about it, hides his guilt with hatred towards the birds)

I READ THIS AT WORK AND NEARLY SPIT MY WATER OUT, NINJA WHAT

LEO'S PART I AM SCREAMING WHY IS IT SO ACCURATE. i know he didnt want to talk about it afterwards with his brothers