I Unintentionally Rewatched Some Of The Demon King Arc The Other Day And It Made Me Want To Write Out

I unintentionally rewatched some of the demon king arc the other day and it made me want to write out my headcanons for why daimao and young piccolo are Like That. Why in god's name I decided to handwrite this and not just type it evades me. sorry

Anyway TLDR . Not enough soul/consciousness/whatever for growing a body=fucked up dragon thing lol. Like video game files getting messed up bc of missing code or whatever,, I'm full of analogies today. I love taking obvious retcons and inconsistencies and gluing them into canon anyway

Name is a direct Beowulf reference

I figured this word would fit pretty well since Beowulf is also a story about demons periodically breaking into a stronghold in the middle of nowhere and eating a bunch of people lol. And with the "border crosser" translation, I imagine fissions would spend a lot of their time wandering around in the wilderness either waiting for victims or because they just can't go anywhere populated bc they'll be clocked instantly lol

sensei/sempai/second dad hoohoo

cheer up

romance is lame and overrated i love mentor/mentee relationships in fiction and especially when theyre sort of fucked up

Goku: Wait, if you were born right after I defeated King Piccolo, does that mean you were three years old when we fought at the World Tournament? Piccolo: Chronologically, yes, but- Goku: Oh my God, I beat a baby. Piccolo: Wait- Goku: I'M A MONSTER.

fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)