LU Links As Things Me And My Friends Have Said Lately

LU Links as things me and my friends have said lately

Time: I’m gonna go make myself dinner and pour myself a fucking drink

Time: *puts a single slice of bread in the toaster and then pours himself a cup of apple juice and stares at the wall*

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Warriors: I LOVE being a feminine looking man with a slutty little waist, men and women BOTH want me. They want me so bad it’s so great

Legend: You are aroace.

Warriors: I know!! *evil cackle* And they can’t have me!!

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Twilight: *sobbing behind a closed door*

Sky: Hey are you… are you okay?

Twilight: *through sobs* That baby hippo on tiktok is so fucking cute I can’t take it-

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*in a study room with white walls and no windows*

Wild and Legend: *absolutely dying laughing over a stupid joke about an american event that happened 20+ years ago*

Four: …oh my god I forgot where we were and for a second I thought this was the psych ward-

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Wind: I’m going to hunt down the mosquito that bit me and destroy it’s entire bloodline. Nowhere on this earth is it safe from the likes of me. Im going to destroy it’s entire family, yknow, like a normal person

Sky: …You gonna tell tumblr about this one?

Wind: *already holding his phone with a half typed out post* I hate you.

Day 9: Midna. She broke my heart then and there 🦋🖤

Ok lovelies, as you know, I have a baby loftwing ❤️

But now, get ready for…

BABY WOLFIE

The Four Sword

4 days left!!!

Dusk from Twilight Princess is perhaps the Zelda with the strongest connection to Wisdom. Her every action— surrendering to Zant, uncovering the location of the Master Sword, giving the Triforce to Midna— contains a level of rational thought and caution I’ve gotta appreciate.

She also knows what it feels like to be possessed by evil. If that really is Link’s body in that EoW trailer…

(In unrelated news; it is also my birthday today! EoW is gonna be a slightly late birthday present to myself 😇)

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