Ugh We Started At "I Can Fix Him" And Now We're At "I Can Love Him And His Psychopathic Tendencies Unconditionally."

Ugh we started at "I can fix him" and now we're at "I can love him and his psychopathic tendencies unconditionally."

oh, that really makes the faerie blush now. " y-you think so? " she asks, her tone a bit sheepish as her gaze averts briefly. " way to make a gal feel special. " she giggles softly, looking back up at him as she takes one of the menus. " after my last relationship ended, a couple friends thought it'd be good if i put myself back out there to help me move on. had a handful of dates but they didn't really go anywhere. they were more interested in hookups than i was, so no, that's not why i'm on the app. " it's a little disappointing, but if tinder didn't work, agatha probably would've just gone back to hoping she'd happen to bump into someone that would have an interest in her. it's the hopeless romantic in her.

" i was even going to delete the app off of my phone until i saw you in my notifications. because of you, i wanted to give it at least one more chance. " agatha tells him with a smile, glancing over the menu to decide on what she'd like to drink and eat. she sets the menu aside, folding her hands on the table. regardless of how the date goes, good or bad, she'll be deleting the app from her phone anyway. " honestly, i have high hopes of our first date turning out well. i mean, we don't have to get past any awkward stages, we don't have to be anyone other than ourselves. it feels... natural. " and it does to agatha, it really does, and so she hopes even more that it'll go well.

What should he choose? He was still looking at the menu. He should be the one to pay, right? Girls normally expected that. Nnoitra had a bad habit of never paying for anything if he could help it. It probably came from how he'd been really poor for most of his life. Agatha didn't know about that. Nnoitra wasn't one to share much about himself unless asked, so his past had never come up in conversation. Probably for the best.

He looked up from the menu to see Agatha arrive. She was smiling, and touched his shoulder before she sat down. She was dressed nicely, he noted. Nnoitra liked his women feminine. The least attractive kind of woman was one who tried to be masculine, so he could definitely appreciate Agatha's chose of outfit. When he was picking up a chick to fuck, he'd go for that bimbo-look. But - he wouldn't want a potential girlfriend to dress like a slut. She'd styled her hair too. She was way better at that than him.

She sat down opposite him. He was smiling a little too. Not wide enough to show teeth yet, but that changed when she mentioned him swiping on her profile. He grinned. ❝ Yer obviously girlfriend material. ❞ He really was a straight-forward sort of guy, and didn't feel embarrassed about stating this. ❝ Yeah, I was surprised 'ta see ya on there. Didn't know ya were lookin' 'fer someone. I'm guessin' ya ain't on there 'fer a simple hook-up. ❞ That was how A LOT of people used that app. ❝ I've been single 'fer, what? Three years? So 's time 'ta at least try 'ta date again. ❞ He said it like he wasn't hoping for much success. Better take the pressure off of her. He wanted her to know that even if this date didn't work out between them, they could still be friends. She'd have to do something REALLY fucked-up for him to not want to be friends with her anymore. The one who had to make sure not to fuck up was HIM. He often hurt people. On purpose, most of the time, but also unintentionally. He supposed it was a good thing that he had an incentive to behave on this date. Keeping her friendship. That way she'd get to see the better side of him. The side that ( hopefully ) could pull its shit together.

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wanted to make a post about some of aggie's abilities but i can't form the thoughts into sentences that make sense so you're getting a list of her sensory no's instead

sherpa. can't stand the stuff

microfiber

cotton yarn. hates how smooth/soft it feels

soggy food. always wears gloves when doing the dishes

loose hair getting tangled around her fingers or sticking to her body (like when she's bathing)

lotions that leave her skin feeling too oily or waxy

chapstick that makes her lips feel waxy

high-pitched squeaky noises

clothing tags (she does save them tho for washing/care instructions)

clothes and blankets that are itchy (like if they're made from wool)

"mystery" things in meat (large chunks of fat, pieces of cartilage, bone, etc)

anyone chewing with their mouth open

mundane headcanons

🌅 morning routine

at what time do they generally wake up?

do they tend to wake up early and take their time, or would they rather rush it?

how many alarms do they need to wake up?

are they a morning person?

bathroom first or breakfast first?

do they take a shower to wake up?

coffee, tea, milk or juice?

sweet or savoury breakfast?

what do they like to have for breakfast?

do they prepare their clothes before going to sleep, or do they prefer to improvize?

do they spend a lot of time dressing up, fixing their hair and/or putting on makeup?

🚿 personal hygiene

how often do they take a shower/bath?

shower or bath?

shower/bath in the morning, afternoon or evening?

do they use specific perfumes?

do they prefer their shampoos and soaps plain, or do they like to smell like something specific?

do they have specific shampoos, conditioners and body wash, or do they go with a 3-in-1?

what's their go-to flavor when it comes to toothpaste?

🍕 food breaks

do they have set times for their meals, or do they eat whenever they feel like it?

do they have a proper meals everyday, or do they tend to skip or get just a snack for lunch/dinner?

are they a home-cooking kind of person, or do they rather get takeouts?

if they eat at work/school, do they take time to prepare even just a sandwich at home before going out?

do they tend to have any make-ahead meals?

do they tend to have leftovers?

how often do they get fast food?

how often do they go to restaurants?

🧹 chores

are they the one doing most chores in the house?

which chore is the one they dread doing the most?

do they wash the dishes right after a meal, or do they leave them in the sink until it's impossible to ignore them?

do they have the dreaded "laundry chair" where they put dirty clothes on?

do they make their bed in the morning, or leave it undone until it's time to sleep?

🚗 transports

do they have a driving license, wether it's for a car or bikes?

do they have any other kind of driving licences ( planes, ships, buses... )

do they own a car?

do they own a bike?

are they the kind of person who think of their car as if it was their baby? perfectly clean, not a scratch, almost overly protective of it?

do they use public transports? if so, do they like using them?

do they like going on trains?

do they like going on boats or ships?

do they like going on airplanes?

📱 phone

what phone do they have?

do they use specific ringtones depending on who calls them, or do they use just one for everyone?

how often do they check their phone?

do they keep their phone's audio volume on, or do they prefer the vibration or? or do they rather have it silenced?

how many apps to they have on their phone, give or take?

do they have games on their phone?

what's their background and lock-screen?

💻 social media

are they registered to any social media?

how often do they log in?

how many followers do they have?

do they follow a lot of people?

how easy is it for them to block someone online?

what do they tend to post online ( art, videos, just starting fights online... )?

did they ever get in an online fight?

do you think they'd have callouts about them?

😴 sleeping routine

at what time do they tend to go to sleep?

do they take anything to help them sleep ( medicines, chamomilles, warm milk... )?

how much does it take for them to fall asleep?

are they a light or a heavy sleeper?

do they snore, talk and/or move a lot while sleeping?

do they dream often?

what kind of dreams to they tend to have?

do they prefer to be in complete darkness to fall asleep, or are they ok with a bit of light?

do they need the door or the windows open, or do they prefer them closed when they go to sleep?

what's their usual sleeping position?

where is their bed? with a side against the wall, in the middle of the room... ?

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