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are the tsums alive /hj

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SPOILERS FOR JAPANESE SERVER ONLY CARDS (i just share the images of both ungroovy and groovy)

so ive been looking at the tsumsitter cards

(this all started because i was looking at the what's coming and saw tsum)

(..i have vague memories of playing the tsum tsum game)

(unrelated but oh my god the battle sprites are so cute cause its just them and the tsum on their head and oh my GOD I NEED thEM???)

and

ARE THEY ACTUALLY ALIVE?? or is it just a 'haha watch it do [this]' moment where it was maneuvered to act that way (like when ppl move pets to be like 'haha, my cat did [this]' and we all know that they didnt really but its still fun?)

OR????? ?????? WHERED HE GET THE PHONE FROM HE DIDNT HAVE IT BEFORE

(also the tsum is mimicking cater's face from the un-groovied one lol)

look at that suspiciously close to the cup tsum (WHOSE MOVING THEM cause i cant imagine the characters are moving them that way??)

honestly i cant tell if thats jade or floyd cause i usually tell by body language and the state of their outfit (in comparison to each other usually)

but im assuming floyd is the one on the papers lmfao

actually wait are they alive? cause their face expressions are different if we compare them with the one in floyd's groovy version

..or ungroovy

WHOSE CHANGING THE FACES

i mean there are probably just multiple, or its just drawn that way in the art to match with no actual meaning to it

but like

im already on this thought process im staying to it

(why are they having so much fun with them?? i mean if i was in their shoes id probably do the same cause they're so cute but lmfao. whispers conspiratorially)

ACTUALLY

HOW ARE THEY STAYING ON THE CARPET HELLO??/ look at that tsum kalim he's so fucking cute oh my god look at the precious (i kind of want one..)

BUT ALSO. ...???????? how are they staying on?

IT CAN READ?

im probably going to seem really rude if they are alive and im just like 'it' ...

i dont know what pronouns to use now that ive had that really late realization. they're. sleEPING?????? is that like 'haha funny photo' or ---

actually why are they a mess in this picture

caters in the air (with one of those phone sticks i dont remember the name of). i think deuce is too (why are you jumping buddy). treys there for the ride. ace is just there. and tsum riddles just ignoring them all lmfao on his own special seat haha

WAIT IS THAT A STAFF

TSUM RIDDLES HOLDING A STAFF?

this could just be like hand attachments that have them hold stuff but like HUH (i didnt realize until now)

anyway unrelated but lOOK AT THE BABY 🥺

Just learned about garden path sentences.

They’re basically a literary prank– the sentence starts out in such a way that you think you know where it’s going, but the way it ends completely changes the meaning while still being a complete and logical sentence. Usually it deals with double meanings, or with words that can be multiple parts of speech, like nouns and verbs or nouns and adjectives.

So we get gems like

The old man the boat. (The old people are manning the boat)

The complex houses married and single soldiers and their families. (The apartment complex is home to both married and single soldiers, plus their families)

The prime number few. (People who are excellent are few in number.)

The cotton clothing is usually made of grows in Mississipi. (The cotton that clothing is made of)

The man who hunts ducks out on weekends. (As in he ducks out of his responsibilities)

We painted the wall with cracks. (The cracked wall is the one that was pained.)

jalim

i know it'll probably get easier to differentiate with time

but is it just me who keeps thinking of jamil as jalim??

like. i think of kalim and jamil in combination with each other. they're associated in my head.

so sometimes when i cant remember jamil's name im like.. ''...jalim..? that sounds wrong. what was it again????'

lmfao (or it branches off of a name that's similar to kalim because their names are honestly way too similar for me rn. and i also got like kalim's card first so i remember his name better)

oh my god (or is 'oh my seven' better?) i did it i was typing in the tags and wrote 'jalim'. i wonder if this post just made it worse by actually writing down 'jalim' instead of 'jamil'

ack

if i wrote jalim instead of jamil anywhere where it shouldnt be i am so sorry

UH

philza qsmp spoilers

havent been keeping up with qsmp lore

no clue who rose is (apparently phill has like included hardcore world lore to qsmp lore? according to the wiki) but ppl were like 'GET ROSE'

but

'GET OFF ME YOU STUPID EGG'

I WAS NOT READY for this stream holy shit

I WAS HOPING THE THUMBNAIL WAS JUST AN OVERDRAMATICIZATION BUT HE SAID IT

HOLY SHiT I WAS NOT READYY

i dont know whats going on but oh my god *headbang*

also still weirdly enjoyable like. phil being all 'oh? did that get under your skin?' got me all giddy like hAHA POP OFF

but hfeiusdhfuishf

the kids D:

TOH as vines valentine's day edition with my fav couples! ...and boscha

If i ever make more of these i'll make one with hunter and willow, i really wanted to animate them but i didnt know which vine to use