LISTEN. Some Cards Ive Seen Scrolling Through Are Genuinely Pretty Good And Enjoyable And I Want

LISTEN. some cards ive seen scrolling through are genuinely pretty good and enjoyable and i want

but oh my god these are just funny i have to share

Ace cards for valentine day

what

HP SPOILERS

hold on hold on hold on

rons mother (i cant remember her name *headbang*) cursed? the "NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"

you know sometimes i feel like i just checked out during the last few books because i honestly don't remember anything except like Harry's death (because I remember being so confused on why Dumbledore was there. and then he came back and i was even more confused?? which was probably a sign i shouldve taken a break from reading, but when i have free time during school i take out the book. which is a lot of free time)

like i didnt even know one of the twins died until there was a fic mention and im just like WHAT (to this day i STILL cant remember which twin it was IM SORRY)

(i also cant remember wtf the epilogue was)

but im sorry SHE CURSED??? maybe im just way too used to reading swears in written form because i didnt even REGISTER it in like a kids book

POP OFF QUEEN GOOD FOR YOU

holy shit deuce

i swear hes not usually so angry lol

(chapter 12 of the rose red tyrant. this conversation isn't really that important lol so theres no actual spoilers)

im just like '..oh.. the eggs. i guess we gotta go back D:..'

deuce suddenly starts getting really pissed off at the delinquents, which startles me every time cause idk man he always seems so calm and level-headed. and then he isnt haha??

very very funny (why does he care so much about the eggs?? maybe that's more because he's more conscious of how much money is spent and stuff like that but pff)

he like went on to be like 'APOLOGIZE TO THE CHICKENS'

hehehehe

i figure they could probably be like 'those eggs were for the Heartslabyul housewarden' cause I figure that Riddle probably has a reputation that'd make them fear him. or maybe not, but still. like something something 'if we're late to making those tarts for the unbirthday party then we'll make sure he knows who to blame' or something. *headbang* i already forgot whether it was like meant for today or tomorrow. i think it was for tomorrow but i mean still (the delinquents dont strike me as the type who'd be able to be rude to people who are actually high up and important and have a reputation and so on and so on)

getting 'off with your head' on you probably sucks. but losing access to your magic is like. dying basically (or basically a thing ppl dont want to happen? i dont think it actually kills them but yknow)

but i mean. directing someone else who you know deserves it to get 'offed with their head' because they decided to mess with someone for basically no reason (context: one of us bumped into them during lunch and made like the egg think in the middle break? i think its one of those things you get the satisfaction of mixing it in with the food but they didnt get it, but it was still PERFCTLY edible. this time they bumped into us and we lost six of our eggs and still got pissed off when we blamed them, which, hello?? you blamed us last time and we beat you up. you think we suddenly got weaker?? hello???)

would honestly be really satisfying. like haha hows it feel to be magicless? like me? (variations of: 'how does it feel to know i, a magicless person, beat you?' i mean i know we're really more like guiding and commanding the peeps on what magic spells to use and stuff like that. but you cant tell me that if a magic person who lost their magic and fought a magicless person would win. because they arent used to fighting without magic. while we are. hehehehe)

edit: i made the mention of deuce saying apologize to the chickens and i thought he meant apologize to the chickens that birthed them and stuff. BUT NO HE THOUGHT THE EGGS STILL HAD CHICKENS IN THEM??? LMFAOOO

also i said tarots instead of tarts pff

Until Their Leaves Fall Off / Naruto Fic (Fic Rec)

The first time Nawaki realizes something is wrong, he’s three years old and alone in the room in the attic of the orphanage. That’s not my room, he thinks. “Naruto, do you want to go to Ichiraku’s?” Hokage-jiji asks him when he visits him. That’s not my name, he thinks. Because he’s pretty sure his name is Senju Nawaki. It takes him a while to understand what happened. He died, he remembers one night, waking up screaming from a nightmare that shakes him to the bones because it’s not just a nightmare, it’s a memory, and he remembers running ahead of his team, seeing, too late, the wire as he trips it, and then fire, sound and pain, so much pain, and it hurts and it hurts so much and then… Nothing.

i swear to fucking god every chapter had me sobbing my eyes out

its GOOD. 16 chapters so far. not finished. BUT GOOD. oh my god

(i need more senju / uzumaki fics agHHH)

(people aren't really that great. except when they are.)

☆〜（ゝ。∂）

(i know its probably not what im thinking cause ive been spoiled the ending n stuff but lmfao)

anyway lmao the animal pic

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