feral-bird-enjoyer - amateur life appreciator
amateur life appreciator

I enjoy birds, art, and other various nouns. asks also enjoyed. ao3 is TheMildestDicedGreenChiles - I enjoy writing there as well.

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My Sister Just Stated I Will Be Not The Bridesmaid Nor Best Man But The Hype Goblin At Her Wedding. I

My sister just stated I will be not the bridesmaid nor best man but the hype goblin at her wedding. I am the guaranteed hype goblin. I'm just going to scream at the reception.

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Nanako: When Big Bro Moved Back To The City I Thought I Would Be All Alone Again. Late Nights Waiting
Nanako: When Big Bro Moved Back To The City I Thought I Would Be All Alone Again. Late Nights Waiting
Nanako: When Big Bro Moved Back To The City I Thought I Would Be All Alone Again. Late Nights Waiting

Nanako: When big bro moved back to the city I thought I would be all alone again. Late nights waiting for dad to get home from work, if he even came home at all that day. Yosuke was the first to visit me after big bro moved. Just by himself. He brought my favorite dinner set from Junes. He laughed like it was no problem. He would let me use his phone to video call big bro. He would sit in the house and talk with me until I fell asleep. He would even drop by to talk to dad when I wasn't home. He became a constant in my life and right now I'm scared. I wish he was here now. I hope he's okay. He's family to me. I don't want to lose anyone else.


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2 years ago

Reminds me of my cat Blocket and her fish and scrunchie. All four of my cats will meow if they want food, water, attention, etc. But Blocket has a *specific* meow when she's holding her toy fish or scrunchie in her mouth that is much, much louder than her other meows. We can always tell when she's yelling about fish specifically because it's a very loud meow muffled slightly by the fish currently in her mouth.

Sometimes she doesn't even want to play. She just wants to let us know she has a toy.

sometimes cats will try to tell you they want you to do a very specific and obscure thing but all they can do is nyaa about it. very meownfortunate

2 years ago

There once was a dapper young fellow named Jon

Who made every single line in his poems unnecessarily and uncomfortably long

His boyfriend whom he adored greatly and thoroughly one day

Came over to his apartment on a windswept and dreary day to say

"One more sesquipedalian love letter and I'm gone!"

There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two