Today's Seal Is: Yay Yay Yay Wahoo Yippee!

Today's Seal Is: Yay Yay Yay Wahoo Yippee!

JJBA Dick HCs

includes: bruno, mista, gyro, weather report, rohan and oldseph

DONT JUDGE ME FOR MY SIMP LINEUP LMAO

requested by my lovely bestie @bruno-bucciarati-simp

it should be obvious but this is NSFW under the cut (and above tbh 🤣)

🤐 Bruno Bucciarati 🤐

Probably got a nice 8 incher, but avg. girth

Curves up a little bc he just would have a d that’s built to hit the sweet spot

Spotless, no hair, we have established that this man is nakey like a molerat, like there is such a lack of hair you wonder if he can even grow hair down there

It smells good???

🔫 Guido Mista 🔫

You already know he got that fire bussy

it's thicc, it's gonna hurt you a little

it's hairy, probably musty, you feel gross about letting him dick you down but also dont care bc it's just too good

Solid 7 inches

100% refers to it as his "piece"

🤠 Gyro Zeppeli 🤠

just gonna go ahead and say it, he has a goldilocks dick

not too long, not too wide, just right

i mean he has the belt that literally points to it, how could it not be the perfect dick. my mans dont false advertise

his bush matches his beard LMAO

it has the perfect spaghetti western style dirt petina

⚡Weather Report⚡

the belt is set to W for wumbo bc he got that wumbo dong

his friends call him tripod

it's 12 inches that's all you really need to know

🖋Rohan Kishibe🖋

ya boi got a pencil dick but you love him anyway

7 inches and skinny like the lil string bean he is

👨‍🦳Oldseph👨‍🦳

say it with me besties: DILF DICK 👏 DILF DICK 👏 DILF DICK 👏

it's like a wisened mista dick, thicc but has more experience so he knows how to get it in without hurting you... too much

7 inches, GIRTHY and ribbed for your pleasure

keeps it clean and trimmed bc this man knows what tf is up after 60-some years

(Smalll) Intro!

- Hi! I'm Lance!

- This Blog Is Becoming More And More Broad, So I May Start Slowly Migrating Into A Multifandom Blog. I Have Several Other Blogs, But The One I Used To Use A Lot Is @my4zur33mp3rOr! Sadly, While Trying To Delete The Old Version Of This Blog, I Deleted The Whole Acccount On Acccident—-So It’s Sadly No Longer Here

- My Lovely BF Is @heyitstyyy 🩵

- I'm 19, I'm FTM Trans, And Gay!

- I Have ADHD And OCD!

- NSFW And Suggestive Posts And Reblogs Willl Be Taggged! -> #AConfesssionFromFather

- Vents Also! -> #DoNoEvil

- #InFatherPucccisArms Is My Old Vent Tag. It Has Old Vents Of Mine

- #PriestOfffDuty Was A Tag I Used To Use For Misc Stufff When This Was A JOJO Blog, Now It Just Has Old Reblogs And Posts

- Posts that I Have Made Myself Willl Be -> #FatherLancesSermon

- My Tag For Answering Asks/Asks I Have Made, Willl Be Named -> #ANiceDayInTheConfesssional!

- I Mostly Post Nonsense Relating To Many Fandoms Here, But It'llI Mostly Be Reblogs. Be Sure To Spark Up A Convo With Me At Anytime!

- I'm A Self Shippper/F/O Haver! I Talk Abt My F/Os A Whole Lot!

- I Have Typing Stims! (Obviously)

- This Blog Couuuld Double As An RP Accc? Kinda? I Can Play A Character If I Desire To Sngsgssg But I’d Be Playing Myself. I’m Open To RP Tooo So!

Have a fun time and enjoy your stay!

I know I should work on requests but ✨️Weather✨️

Weather Report x Reader

18+ only Minors/ageless blogs DO NOT INTERACT

Cw: quickie, unprotected sex, gender neutral reader, praise kink, voice kink, overstim

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"Are you sure Anasui can keep watch?" You whisper against Weather's lips. You're perched on his lap, his hands holding your hips and grinding you against his thighs. Weather hums low in his chest.

"Positive" Weather says plainly. His voice breathy from the heavy make out session you have been having. "We dont have much time though"

"Thats why I prepped before I got here" you murmur, grinding yourself against Weather's aching cock. He shutters from the pressure, fingers. You smile, removing your hands from around his neck to run down his chest and stomach to his belt. "Been thinking about you all day"

Weather smirks, leaning forward to kiss and lap at your neck as you undress him. You only undress what you need, being in a prison makes intamacy difficult. Youd love to take your time with him. Watch as Weather Report crumples beneath your touch. Make those peircing eyes water and that sensual voice break.

You grasp Weather's heated length, moaning at how warm he feels. His skin is velvet that you wish to taste. The head of him dripping down your knuckles as you begin to stroke him. Weather tips his head forward, resting on your shoulder as he moans lowly. His whole body shuttering as he attempts to push your pants down enough to get inside you.

You pull away from him with a parting kiss, standing to undress your bottom half and sit on his lap again. Your heart pounds against your rib cage as you gyrate your hips against him. Weather's breath fans hotly over your face.

"I said we didnt have much time" weather near growls, reaching between the two of you to guide himself to your wet entrance. Getting lube was the hardest and most rewarding thing youve done yet.

"Theres enough time to tease you a little"

You gasp as you sink down on his cock. Even with the prep you had given yourself before meeting him, it was a stretch. The burn of pain and passion blinded you, your voice cracking as he filled you to the brim. You could feel yourself stretching to take him, feeling speared in half but still needing more.

Weather reached a single hand to rest against the back of your skull, pulling you into a searing kiss as he allowed for you to get used to the feeling of being stuffed.

"No. Youre going to take what I give you." Weather whispers into your lips. His free hand rests on your hip. Weather thrusts himself up into you deeper, pulling a mangled whine from your throat. "And you take me so well. And its been so long"

You move slowly, gripping Weather's shoulders as you bounce on his cock. Desperate to feel every inch and vein he offers you. You whine weakly, trying to stay quiet as you hide away in his cell.

"Too long" you agree, fingers digging into his skin as you ride him for all hes worth.

Weather meets you half way on every thrust, his lips stay firmly pressed to yours as he moans into your mouth. His hands running along every inch of your body, feeling what he can not see. You know he longs to get you fully undressed beneath him. To ravish you as he sees fit. You clench at the fantasy of being at his mercy.

"Fuck"

Its rare to hear Weather curse, and the lilt of his voice makes you quiver. You pull away from the kiss in favor of burying your face in his neck. Enjoying the familiar scent of fresh air and bland soap and his musk.

Your eyes roll back as Weather places his hands just beneath your thighs. Lifting and dropping you on his cock effortlessly.

"You feel so fucking good" Weather growls, his head tossed back. His eyes are screwed shut overwhelmed by the heat your sex has him enveloped in. "Cant wait to fuck you properly. Take my time with you"

Weather's voice is in your ear, his hot breath fanning across your neck as he whispers praises and filthy things to you. Your toes curl and your stomach tightens. It takes so much effort to do anything but be washed away by where he is taking you. All you can do is moan and hold om to your lover.

"You look so pretty on my cock"

"I love hearing you moan my name"

"Youre making me feel so good. Im going to cum soon"

Its all tok much. His voice, the praise, the steady drive of his cock. You cum with a muffled groan, biting your fist to keep quiet. Your orgasm washed through you and up your spine, your whole body shaking as you mindlessly kiss at Weather's neck.

"Thats it...come for me." He coos, fucking your through your orgasm until youre twitching in his arms. "Im close. Where-"

"Inside please" you whine, weakly lifting your hips to help him along. "I want it inside Weather please"

Weather chuckles lowly, kissing your temple before guiding your hips along his length. He fucks you so gently and so deep. Making you take him to the hilt on every pass. You moan weakly, uncaring if Anasui who sits just outside, hears you. Youre oversensitive and overwhelmed. The smell of him, the feeling of him driving into you. Its all too much

Tears prick at your eyes as Weather's thrusts lose their steady rhythm. His own moans falling from his lips as he uses you to reach his high. His cum spilling inside of you as he shutters with a call of your name.

You both sit on his bed panting hard. Your tears staining his shirt.

Weather pulls away just enough to look you in the eye. He brushes your tears away with a small smile.

"Okay?"

You nod and rest your head on his shoulder again, absolutely exausted.

"We cant stay like this for long" you say mournfully. Wishing you had more time to cuddle and kiss your lover. Weather Rubs your back.

"We have enough time for this"

I feel like everyone should see this seal we saw in ireland

✧*̥˚ Weather Report x M!Reader Who Stims (HC) *̥˚✧

┊ ˚➶ ｡˚ ☁️ This is before he gets his memory back ☁️˚｡ ➶˚┊

(Sort of made this for myself lol) 🌧 Weather thinks it's very endearing when you stim. He smiles whenever you do it. 🌧 Will blush if you start stimming on him (eg: petting his hat or something like that). He loves you so much and will give you a hug if you do so. 🌧 He doesn't mind whatever sort of stims you do, he occasionally stims himself too (my little hc for him hsdsj) and it makes him happy to know you do so aswell. 🌧 He just loves you with all of his heart and he never wants to let you go <3