Empires 2 Smp Tarot

Empires 2 smp Tarot

Using information from the site Labyrinthos  I chose the appropriate tarot in my opinion  

The Devil- As this tarot’s thing is materialism and playfulness I see no better individual then the king of the underground Fwhip

The Lovers- Don’t know if their going to do another wedding thing this season but this card will always belong to Ldshadowlady and Smallishbeans when applicable

The Fool- Because this tarot’s thing is innocence and new beginnings  I’m giving it Shubble as her character is looking for a fresh start

The Sun- I think I would be speaking blasphemy if I didn’t give it to sun princess Gem

The Hermit- I’m giving it to False because I think its funny and ironic

Justice- I think it would be a metaphorical crime if I didn’t give it to The Sherif

The Emperor- Part of this tarot’s thing is authority so I think this should go to Smallishbeans as he is playing a thing with the most authority a god

The Empress- Part of this tarot’s thing is nature and considering LDshadowlady is making an animal kingdom

The World- I’m giving the world to Pixlriffs as part of the world’s thing is completion and as the archeologist and dungeon master- question mark- is trying to complete the world through by understanding the past

The Tower- Part of this tarot’s thing is sudden upheaval and broken pride so I’m giving it to Joey because the lost of his pirate ship seems like a sudden of upheaval of his character’s life

The star- part of this tarot’s thing is hope faith and rejuvenation so I’m giving it to Katherine because she is trying to restore her lost kingdom and it fits her character

Strength- Part of this tarot’s thing is bravery and compassion so I’m giving it to Sausage as despite his dark past he chooses to be compassionate and brave 

The Magician- part of this tarot’s thing is creativity so I’m giving it Smajor

Edit: Forgot Smajor and Sausage

The Witches fear

Okay so hear me out as I’m about to write something that combine some headcanon together.

Even though its unlikely for Kathrine to fall for Joe, Shelby feels like she needs to stop it by force if needed. But unfortunately even if she could take Joe down she’s wouldn’t be able to deal with Sir Piggles or heaven forbid The Graceffa grandfleet at her doorstep. That’s why she’s hear in the nether with a book written by the chronicler working under Pix, Johnathan Journal. She thought the things written in this book were a mere flight of fancy by a man’s whose job is to document the things found by Pix- considering their is a page where a vampire fights an angel how could it be any, but a flight of fancy- however after reading a few pages of men who look similar to the tall god joel she knew some of it was true.

She went to Johnathan on if any of those depicted in the book were still around. and all he said “I wrote that when I was young and thrown into a different dimension, so hear they aren’t,but I think you can summon them Great Witch.” She’s never tried summoning one of things she failed at doing when she was still at the school, but Johnathan said that even she can do it, because she wasn’t summoning a random creature to be her familiar.

Back to now, she began the summoning ritual. “Cat’s hair, blue tit feather, shulker shells and a whole bunch of mushrooms for some reason.” she placed the items in the circle she made then stood at the room’s entrance facing the circle so her shadow was in it. “Finally the chanting” She chanted the words  “Shadow to Shulk” three times. Her shadow disconnected from her body as the items in the center disappeared into a black mass finally coalescing into a humanoid figure about the witches height.

“What happened” the shadowy figure asked

“I summoned you” Shelby said

She looked at her squinting her eyes a bit “Summoned, like what the chronicler did that one time” She took off her red and white polka dot. “Anyway names The Shubble, but my friends call me Shadow girl if they were still alive” She put her hat back on. “So what do you need stranger who looks like me”

“Well it’s a long story, but it boils down to me wanting you to fight a pirate and his crew” The Shelby said

“Sound easier then fighting an angel” Shadow Girl stated

“One of the pirates is a dragon and another is a really tough pig” said Shelby

She smiled as s he disappeared “Oh easier then, I’ll tell you when the deed is done”

“Please don’t kill the- and she’s gone” Shelby said. “What did I just unleash on the Eversea

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Context for those who are reading this is important

I have headcanoned that Pirate Joe has a grandfleet made of several crews based on his lives from afterlife

Johnathan Journal is my Empiresona/oc that works under Pixlriffs as a record keeper for Pix’s finds. He was sent to world of afterlife to chronicle the lives of those who lived there. He’s also deftly afraid of theorionsound which isn’t important, but is something funny to make note of.

Shadow Girl/Shubble- I have headcanoned that despite the short coming of the shadow crawler origins in afterlife that Shadow Shubble is the second most powerful and the angel she mentioned was my headcanoned 

The Smallish Pantheon

Okay so hear me out, what if the reason Joel the tall god brags about being tall and hot is because the pantheon he belongs to is similar to the giant’s Odning in dnd. For non dnd fans or those dnd fans that don’t know giant lore, the Ordning is a strict cast system that just so happens to be height dependent. So who is taller then the tall in god in this pantheon. So in this pantheon Joel is not at the bottom of it he’s just third at the bottom

These gods are also based on Joel’s lives in afterlife. So in order from tallest to smallest we have

We have Joelgante the tallest god of gods

We have Joelverian the god of dragonoids

We have Joelrest who is the god of plants

We have the automaton created by Joelgante, Rojoel

We have Joelravity the god of  the fundamental law of gravity

We Joelunny the suspect god of rabbits

We have Joel Blaze the god of fire

We have the twin brother- still taller then tall god Joel though- of the tall god Joel, Joelthor the god of thunder

Here’s is the place where the tall god Joel is in this order

We have the god of fae Tinker Joel

We have the god of small and ice Joel

Empires 2 smp Tarot #2

The World- I’m keeping this as Pix as part of the worlds thing is completion and as the archaeologists he is trying to understand and complete the story of the world.

The Sun- Its still Sun Princess Gem it would be blasphemy and she is one of the most positive minecrafters which is part of the sun tarot’s thing

The Star or Moon- Its still Katherine as the stars thing is hope faith and rejuvenation- Katherine is trying to restore her kingdom- however the moon’s thing is illusion which might represent her magical warrior secret identity thing.

The Devil- Part of the Devil’s thing is playfulness which is something that still fits the ruler of the Goblands fwhip

Death- The reason for this post was caused by a twitter post I saw that depicted Pix’s statue as the death tarot and it does make sense

Justice- It would still  be a crime to choose anyone, but The Sherif Solidarity

The Wheel of Fortune- As part of this tarot’s thing is change I chose the Orionsound as he left afterlife and somehow came to empires

The Tower- Its still Joey, but this time in reverse he is slowly building his crew back up so the reverse meaning of the tower is resisting change

Strength- Its still Sausage as  bravery and compassion is this tarot thing

The Lovers- The lovers is now Hermes as he is a sort of union between Sausage and Joel

The Hierophant- Once again in reverse now belonging to shubble as she is actively rebelling against the council of witches and rebellion is the reverse hierophant thing

The Hermit- Although originally a joke I now fully believe that it still should be False as she is looking for truth which is the Hermit’s thing

The Emperor- I’m keeping it as Smallishbeans as part of the emperors thing is authority as he playing the thing with the most authority, a god

The Empress- I’m keeping it as LDshadowlady as the tarot’s thing is nature and she is making an animal kingdom as well as being an animal herself

The Magician- Its still Smajor as part of the magician's thing is creativity and nothing else really fit him

Edit: forgot smajor

Undyne and Mike

So hear me out, what if were not the only one dealing with Tenna and his Cathode crew. If Undyne is a major player in chapter 3′s dark world what if instead of being tricked by Mike now Tenna, she teams up with Mike, Team Rocket style to not quite help us but to screw with- and somehow arrest- the Cathode crew 

Cetitan the natural enemy of Garchomp

So here me out because what I’m about to say is stupid. Cetitan is obviously  the combination of Cetacean the order in which sea mammals like whales and dolphins belong to and titan obvi. Killer whale and normal dolphins bully and kill sharks sometimes for fun. So there is a chance that when Cetitan in game pokedex comes along there will be a entry that states that it probably eats Gibble or slays Garchomp for fun