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Welcome Back, Baby! Here Are Some Questions: Loudest In BTS During Sex? Opinions On Dick Size? And Mtl

welcome back, baby! here are some questions: loudest in BTS during sex? opinions on dick size? and mtl when it comes to choking?

ooh! i had fun with these. thank you!

loudest

jin, hoseok, and jimin are all tied for #1. they're loud in different ways though - jin moans, jimin whines, and hobi has these long, drawn out groans when he's particularly appreciative.

taehyung and namjoon come in at #2 and #3 respectively because they're both very talkative and complimentary during sex, and have deep voices that would echo and carry; taehyung is more likely to get caught up in the moment and forget to control his volume. namjoon is louder when he comes.

like namjoon, jungkook is louder when he comes. he's not talkative but his heavy breathing always has the undercurrent of a low moan to it, is usually muffling himself against you.

i know it's cliche to have yoongi listed as the quietest BUT HEAR ME OUT, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. i know everyone portrays him as some domineering daddy or brooding tsundere but we all know that under that is one soft ass man. he's so quiet because sometimes he's so focused on you and your reactions that he's hardly even breathing properly, much less making noise.

dick size

i found this one hard (🤡) to do because they all have moments of BDE and i feel like if god can let them be so beautiful and also such genuinely good guys then she can also let them all be hung like a herd of horses because they deserve it....but statistically speaking, i know she surely had to be fair at some point when she created them.

average: jimin. while i think his dick is average in size, i think it's also, like all of him, very pretty.

noted for girth: suga and koo - not saying they have chodes but they basically both have dicks that are pretty average in length but would be noted for its girth over its length.

noted for length: jin - average width and a little longer than it is wide, jin loves watching when you use both your hand and mouth to take him all.

hung like a horse: namjoon, hoseok, and tae - ARE YOU EVEN SURPRISED? YOU KNOW WHO I AM. plus, we have video evidence of hobi. in addition to this, i just go off of namjoon's general size and the depth of his voice, tae's head spinning duality that i think he couldn't pull off without being real sure of himself, and hobi's constant need to manspread because that thang be thangin'.

choking

like everything, it's a spectrum y'all

most likely to like choking you: namjoon and jungkook - namjoon likes breathplay because he likes playing with power dynamics and control. for namjoon, he gets off on the fact that you trust him and allow him to do this, you allow him to control you when you can or can't breathe in the moment, you are trusting him with something that is deeply yours and it's hot but also very intimate; for jungkook, it's more about a little tiny primal bit of ownership

most likely to want to be choked: jin - we know of my deeply rooted belief that kim namjoon is a total dom (who sometimes needs some tlc) but may i interest you in my lesser known but still deeply rooted belief that kim seokjin is a switchy service top? he'd choke you if you want, of course (like a good service top) but he'd love it more if you would choke him.

equal opportunity asphyxiation: hobi and tae are freaks, i can't keep telling y'all this. they want to try any and everything with you. if you were to reach out and choke them (especially while they're already choking you), hobi's eyes would light up; tae would be surprised at first, but pleasantly so. for tae, like namjoon, it's an intimate and sort of romantic gesture built on mutual trust.

suga. look at those pretty hands. wouldn't it be an absolute waste if they never found their way around your neck? but also, suga respects a little bit of a challenge and again, is so soft and easily wrecked over you taking control of him in that way so if you choke him while riding him......get ready is all that i can say.

jimin will choke you but doesn't like to actually hurt you, even during rougher sex (unless you're having sex that's rough from possession/jealousy/anger and even then, just because he's less careful doesn't mean he aims to hurt you) but he would only be as rough with you as he would want you to be with him so of course if you let him choke you, he wants it as well. plus he's a brat and a switch and i will stand beside this opinion until he comes along and proves me wrong.

Welcome Back, Baby! Here Are Some Questions: Loudest In BTS During Sex? Opinions On Dick Size? And Mtl

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