HELP ME THIS IS SO FUNNY Perfect. That Is Exactly How The Play Goes. No Notes.

HELP ME THIS IS SO FUNNY 💀💀 perfect. That is exactly how the play goes. No notes.

Okay guys here's basically the plot of Hatchetfield or Nerdy Prudes Must Die or Grace Chastity or like um whatever it is called yknow that one star kid thing yea (I've never watched it but like two people have explained who Grace Chastity is to me but also it was at like... 3am or something probably and a while ago so I forgotted 🤕🤕 I'm sorry guys)

So basically there's this girl Grace Chastity and she's like super religious idk and so she's always like praying in this church with a LOT of stained glass mirrors I think like way too many idk and also she might be played by someone from smosh or I might be buggin idk I know SOMEONE is played by someone from smosh

But then one day she runs into these... heh... 𝖓𝖊𝖗𝖉𝖞 𝖕𝖗𝖚𝖉𝖊𝖘.... and she's like hi but then they do something that makes her MAD and idk what but I assume they insult her religion or something since I think her character probably basically revolves around being religious idk but I know they do SOMETHING to upset her because like why else would they must die

So the nerdy prudes I think are like these brothers right yeah Pokey and Steve Spankoffski or something yeah and they're probably like super nerdy and prudey and stuff right so they just straight up insult her shit right in front of her

And then she goes home and probably like says the title of the show or something like "heh... these nerdy prudes MUST die 😼😈🗣️‼️" and the audience gasps like omggg that's the title and so she grabs probably a hatchet or sumn because why else would it be called Hatchetfield and then she KILLS Pokey and Steve

but also I just remembered I think there's like this guy with blue hair and maybe him and Pokey are like gay for each other (?) or something idk I don't really know so like blue guy is probably reeaaally sad and the audience is probably ljke oh nooo💔💔 blue guy... no... 💔💔💔💔

And then the audience is probably really sad and then they might sing like a song about morals or something and then the show ends but also it was like 3 separate shows ? So it was like the FINAL ending this time yeah

Guys how did I do on a scale of 1-10.. 😓😓 did I cook or am I cooked.....

(I'm SO sorry to the people who tried to explain this show to me before I swear I was listening I just genuinely don't remember stuff sometimes guys I sorry I tried😭😭💔💔💔)