I Keep Seeing The New Pictures Of The Witcher Set With All The Mage Characters, And I Cant Stop Laughing

I keep seeing the new pictures of The Witcher set with all the mage characters, and I can’t stop laughing because I keep thinking like, who gave all these 13th Century mages modern jackets?? The mix between fantasy and modern stuff is so funny to me.

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Papa Vesemir & Baby Eskel

- Eskel is only a few months old when Vesemir brings him home to Kaer Morhen.

- Vesemir was panicking internally the entire ride to the keep because he has no idea what to do with a pup so tiny.

- He’s determined to figure it out though because he loves his new son more than life immediately.

- Baby Eskel sleeps in a crib next to Vesemir’s bed at night

- He keeps his dad awake, as Vesemir can’t stand to let him cry. He goes to his son every time he makes even the slightest whimper for anything.

- Tired Dad Vesemir feeding his pup a third bottle at four in the morning

- Tired Dad Vesemir hauling Eskel around in a makeshift baby carrier while he gives fencing lessons

- His students love the baby. All they want to do is coo at him and Vesemir has to force himself to stay in teacher mode and tell them all to get back to their drills.

- Papa Vesemir feeding little Eskel mashed up veggies and fruits and sighing when his pup makes a mess of himself in the process.

- Vesemir’s younger brothers trying to trick Eskel into trying a lemon slice and Vesemir whacking them over the heads with a broom for pulling such a cruel prank on his pup

- Papa Vesemir teaching baby Eskel to walk and talk

- Eskel saying his first words and taking his first steps

- Vesemir spoiling his son with all sorts of stuffed animals and toys to play with

- Cranky uncle Rennes finally admitting that the pup is adorable when he sees Vesemir passed out in his armchair with tiny Eskel snuggled against his chest.

- Papa Vesemir always snuggling his precious little pup

The wolf boys best sleeping positions cause I’m tired.

Lambert loves to be cuddles from behind, little spoon this one is. When him and the other wolf ding dongs cuddle together in front of the fire during winter he makes sure to get the edge by the fire because Eskel n Geralt like to cuddle together sometimes, plus it feels like he’s protected by the other two (which he will never ever tell them). When Jaskier comes along, they love to cuddle together and hold one another. If Jaskier wakes up one night to pee, Lamber will sleepily cling to him to try and get him back down. In the morning he won’t admit it, but if another one saw him cling, he owns up to it proudly.

Eskel totally spreads all out, maximum comfort is in star fish position. I also bet this man kicks in his sleep. He doesn’t mean to, but if ones too close and he can’t spread out, better be prepared to be shoved. Now he if he’s cuddling someone before he falls asleep, he won’t spread out like normal and will sleep like the mountain he is. I bet he also likes to squeeze between Lambert and Geralt, the middle is always the warmest to him.

Geralt, I bet likes to sleep on his back, and who ever cuddles into his sides will be locked into cuddling with him. Normally when cuddling, either by the fire or on his huge ass bed, you’ll find him asleep on his back with Jaskier n Eskel cuddling against his sides, protected by his arms. If Lambert joins, Jaskier likes to take Geralt’s chest.

I can’t forget Vesemir, just because he’s old ain’t mean he likes a good nap with his pups. I bet you’d find him on his own bed, which would probably be just a wee bit smaller than the other boys, curled up and tuckered out after a hunt for winters food, with the boys cuddled and surrounding him just like how he watches over the wolf boys when they lay out under the hearth.

Modern!still-Witcher AU where one day Jaskier decides to show Geralt Lilo and Stitch because it's his favourite disney movie and at the end Geralt is full on gross sobbing because that lil mutant that was made for destruction and everyone hated found a FAMILY and is LOVED and maybe it hits just a lil close to home

It’s called fashion, look it up.

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