You Guys Have No Fucking Idea How Much I Need One Of These.

You guys have no fucking idea how much I need one of these.

If I have to save that £400 penny by penny then by Arceus I will DO IT.

IT'S NEARLY 5 FOOT LONG

I NEED IT SO BAD 😭😭

Palia humans are feral (and I love that) - HC's

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To start off, we have telepathy, and we communicate through our minds all the time. Even annoy each other from time to time.

We scare the Majiri villagers...a lot. I remember running toward Ashura and I saw about 5-6 other humans surrounding him. So, imagine you're minding your business and all of a sudden, a hoard of new creatures coming toward you to talk to you.

Not only that, but we always know where we are at any given time of the day. To us, we have a map that pinpoints where they are. To them, at first, they just thought we asked someone where they were and then found them.

But once they know we can communicate without words, that's how they think we tell each other where a certain villager is.

"Oh, hello [insert name]...I've been wondering. Seeing as your kind has telepathy, do you just communicate with each other on where we are after one of you has talked to us?"

Then, a human who spoke too fast without thinking says-

"Oh no, I just always know where you are. No telepathy needed"

"A- Always?"

"Yeah....oh, [insert human friend] just found some palium to mine. See ya later!"

Now picture yourself as a villager, you've just been told that no matter what, this creature that popped out of nowhere ALWAYS knows where you are...without using the power they have. That has to be creepy and disturbing to know.

Something a little more lighthearted, villagers always see us speeding around. Like seriously, we run everywhere. Some villagers have a hard time talking to us because we are in our own heads trying to get to a certain destination.

I kind of HC that all of us are like wild, untamed, feral children. Why wouldn't we be? It's a new world to explore. If you've seen the Croods, just know we are THAT level feral. We have manners and aren't messy, especially in someone else's house, but still...feral.

We bite. Either romantically, platonically, or violently. Regardless, we bite.

God someone take my switch away I've been playing Palia for almost 12 hours (it's 2:38am)

I redrew my peak

FUCK.