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she/her, and I'm old enough to drink. plus, they're adults. Mdni

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Apple: Look

Apple: Look

Darling: Yeah, it's a punch machine who ever punches the hardest have a higher Score

Apple: Oh, okay, hold my ring

Darling holds Apple's rings: alright

Apple punches the machine and breaks the glass: my score is 999

Darling was shocked and scared: Yeah

The next day

Darling was wearing a maid outfit: you want dinner, babe

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1 year ago

At Cupid's wedding

Poppy: Since I'm Cupid's best woman, I have a good question for you

Darling was fixing her gloves: What is it

Poppy: How do you and Apple. Um, you know, do it ?

Darling: That's none of your business!

Poppy: Listen, I'm concerned. Okay, since you're bigger than her and I hate to wake up one morning and find out that she was killed by a cave woman

Poppy began to run away

Darling: Come back here!


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11 months ago

Sorting Hat: slytherin!

Raven: YES!

Cerise: Yeah ! Both of us are the same house!

Raven: All right, babe, your turn

Dexter puts on the hat

Sorting Hat: hufflepuff!

Raven: WHAT !

Dexter: Yay

Raven: First, maddie and now him !!

Cerise: Wait, where is she?

Raven: In ravenclaw!

Cerise: Shit


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1 year ago

Holly: Can I please have two guyros

Ginger: Gyros

Holly: Yeah, guyros two of them bitches

Ginger: Gyros

Blondie: Can we please have two gayros

Poppy: can I have one

Blondie: Anyway, two gayros, and it's my birthday today

Ginger: Dawg

Poppy: I know you fucking heard me you walking ring pop !

Ginger: How about you perras get out !

Holly: Damn bitch, is you greek or Spanish?


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1 year ago

Evil Queen gets in her car and looks back: where is she?

Evie: In the store

Evil Queen: Fuck !

Evil Queen goes in the store again and sees her: bring your little ass here !

Raven began to run away from her: No

Evil Queen: come back here!


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1 year ago

Briar was driving the car

Rosabella: Ask me a question justine

Justine: Are you a closeted lesbian?

Rosabella:

Justine:

Rosabella: Next question


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