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she/her, and I'm old enough to drink. plus, they're adults. Mdni

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The Year Was 1977

The year was 1977

Cupid: Can I go in your coffin

Raven: we can sleep on the bed tonight

Cupid: Why ?

Raven: No reason

Cupid goes in the room and looks cockroach: Are you scared of a cockroach ?

Raven: That evil little beast flew in my face, babe !

Cupid: You're a vampire, and you're scared of a cockroach?

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1 year ago

Melody: Just pass the note to her

Holly: Fine

Holly puts the love note on Raven's table

Raven opens the note: guess who likes you ?

Raven looks at Holly

Holly: Hi

2 minutes later

The paramedics were carrying holly to the ambulance

Melody: Holly, I'm so sorry

The paramedic: she can't hear now. We had to pack her ears with gauze


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1 year ago

Sparrow was sick, and he began to breathe out of his mouth and cerise started to crash out

Cerise: I had enough!!

Sparrow: What?

Cerise: Do you always breathe like that !!

Sparrow: No, is that I'm sick, that why

Cerise: Stay in your fucking dormroom!


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1 year ago

At a costume party

Holly: Hey darling

Darling: what the fuck is that

Holly: I'm Spider-Man!

Darling:

Holly:

Darling: Jesus

Holly: And you !

Darling: Nightwing

Holly: Why


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11 months ago

Hunter: Does my hair looks bad

Poppy: kinda of

Hunter: Oh

Poppy: But we can shave it off

Hunter: I like that idea

1 minute later

Poppy: You look worse, my bad

Hunter: I know


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11 months ago

Darling: My wife thighs are like ear muffs

Dexter: the fuck ?

Darling: Sorry, what was that

Dexter: Sis, no one asked where the hell did that come from

Darling: Sorry I blacked out one more time

Dexter sees that one of her pupils is big: Sis, ginger hit you on your head with a wood rolling pin. I think you have cte

Darling: I smell pennies

Dexter: Cool. Hospital?


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