Raven As A Vampire Au

Raven as a vampire au

Game night

Blondie: Okay, your turn, babe

Cupid: I put raven as a lion

Raven: a lion cupid really for your information. I'm a vampiric butterfly. Furthermore, I put Cupid as a pretty little moth

Cupid: You think I'm a fucking moth !

Raven: I said it because you like books, mon cher

Cupid: Oh, so that means I'm a fucking insect !

Blondie: I think I'm going to win again

Apple: Come here, babe

Darling: You look like you're sick

Apple: What no cuddle

Darling began to cuddle with her: happy

Apple: Yeah

Raven is wearing a hazmat suit: You know she has the flu, right ?

Darling: What 😀

Melody was high: I'm charging my biscuits gonna get a little bit of power

Briar eats her biscuits

Melody: Ay, my biscuits :(

Holly: I got an aed!

Cupid: Where did you get that

Holly: from my mom

Ashlynn: Cool, let's try

Holly puts aed pad on cupid: ready ?

Cupid: Yep

Holly pushes the button: Uh cupid ?

Ashlynn: she's not responding

Holly: You know what? Put her on the bed, and when Blondie comes, tell her that she's sleeping

5 hours later

Blondie was watching tv and heard Cupid screaming

Cupid: Jesus Fuck. How long I was out ?

Blondie: For like five hours, babe

Cupid: Oh shit

Rosabella: anyway I-

Dexter sneezes and makes a weird sound: I'm sorry

Rosabella looks at him

Dexter began to laugh: I'm sorry

Rosabella: Is there a reason why your sneeze sounds like a Pokemon ?

Blondie: You being ridiculous

Cupid: You think I'm ridiculous imma show you ridiculous

Cupid gets her iPad

Blondie: What are you doing

Cupid: Don't mind me

Blondie: Babe, step away from the ipad

Cupid clicks the reset button

Blondie: NO

2 hours later

Holly: What did you do

Cupid: I reset her iPad