What If Cupid Has A Bowl Of Condoms In The Corner Of Her Office, Lol

What if Cupid has a bowl of condoms in the corner of her office, lol

Darling: I have like a bruise on my stomach

Apple: Let me see hun

Darling: *Lift up her shirt* does it look bad

Apple: *Taking 10 pictures of darling's abs* No

Briar: guess who fell asleep in the shower and hit their head on the counter and woke up nauseous. Me also, I feel dizzy

Rosabella: darling, call the ambulance

Darling: Okay

Darling: I didn't mean to kiss your girl. You know I was trying to save her. Turns out i'm her true love

Raven: it's fine

Darling: Okay, *walks away*

Raven: *Grabs a printer and throws it at her* fuck I miss

Darling: Did you just throw a printer at me

Hide-n-seek

Apple: Where is blondie

*Meanwhile in a coffin*

Blondie: Day 7 water is scarce, and food is short. Can you hear the bells !?

At the park

Evil Queen: Raven, baby, where are you, Mama wants to go home and get fu- go sleep.

5 minutes later

Evil Queen: Have any of you seen my daughter? Oh god.

Evil Queen: Raven. Mother adrenaline is kicking in. RAVEN !

Evil Queen; I can see every equation. Excuse me ma'am I have you seen my daughter? She is about 5'8 a clearly bisexual but we never talk about it

Random woman: No.

Evil Queen: Raven, are you in there ? Kicks a trash can. This is your fault.

Evie: How. By the way, mom, she's 22 years old, so.

Evil Queen: I will let you use drugs if you come out raven.