Why Are Portkeys The Most Random Ass Shit Ever???(both In Canon And Fanfiction)

why are portkeys the most random ass shit ever???(both in canon and fanfiction)

random plastic cup? a bucket? an old barely holding together dirty ass shoe? a piece of ribbon? a crystal? a batton?? a dead fucking body????

just- hello?? can we- idfk...

(the last tags continue my.. thoughts)

sometime last year i had this thought..

all the minions are guys.. right?..

how do they reproduce(is that the word)? ..how long do they live?... how did they- did they just pop up? out of nowhere????

actually.. why do they like the bad guys? and bananas? (they did like bananas right?)

searched far and wide for what could the haiku bot be and found the answer

Hi.

I wanna let you know your 19 like notifs in a row really made me happy.

Have a nice day.

i don't even think about the notifs- and sometimes ppl hate them? aa thank you? you too? idk dhsjd

The Holy Hour by The Cure

@nelietis-pats-nelabais @cipulskiii idk bros or hoes or whatever tf bet še kur rekur hvz neprasiet

the title of the last song you listened to is the epitaph on your tombstone

i fucking love this

can i become The Grandpa or smth?

In New Zealand, there is a man legally known as ‘The Wizard’ who is an educator, comedian, magician and politician. Some of his political ideas include:

Abolishing old-fashioned gender roles

Travelling to find the “center of the universe”

Replacing God and the Church with Wizardry and the World Wide Web