Me: Yes I Love This Canon Character, They're A Fine Character, Absolutely No Flaws In Canon

me: yes i love this canon character, they're a fine character, absolutely no flaws in canon

also me sometimes: *searches (insert the fine character) bashing fics* but drama? that i sometimes love even more

just witnessed smth hilarious in [New] Club Penguin

(but i'm too lazy to write it all again so here, take my snap explaining it)

searched far and wide for what could the haiku bot be and found the answer

sometime last year i had this thought..

all the minions are guys.. right?..

how do they reproduce(is that the word)? ..how long do they live?... how did they- did they just pop up? out of nowhere????

actually.. why do they like the bad guys? and bananas? (they did like bananas right?)

Sorry I haven't replied I forgot I'm a person

I'm reading this one fic rn "The World Without Me" by Eternal Cosmos on ff.net and basically there's the battle of Hogwarts or something and the people in the infirmary are just throwing shit at the death eaters from the windows. Dumbles seeing this said something about "the 'prisoners' of the Infirmary" and that just sounds like the perfect crack fanfic title.. anyone getting inspired to write or draw something? ..anything?