It's Clown Day!

It's clown day! 🤡

Let's celebrate! 🥳

So this is not my usual kdrama/criminal minds/ gwynriel/elucien/ BTS/fanfic post but I just wanted to share something:

Due to the complete circus regarding tampons and pads and menstrual cups, I've decided that most of my God-forsaken symptoms and annoyances are due to my body being like "baby, we being poisoned" so today I got my period and instead of suffering with a pad, I decided to just free bleed.

Just underwear and shorts and that was it for me, and you know what? I loved it. I felt relaxed, I was not uncomfortable with a pad and I could just move freely. So, I will be buying period underwear and keep my body free from harmful chemicals.

Apparently, being a woman wasn't hard enough, so we had to be poisoned from the inside out. So free bleeding it is.

*sighs* I had to:

THE CAULDRON AND THE SHADOW SINGER:

Azriel: but what if the cauldron was wrong?

The Cauldron: what the- Do I have to explain mating bonds to every mated pair in Pyrinthia? Why am I always getting blamed? Blame the Mother!

Azriel: "the third one"

The Cauldron: The third-? You know what? Screw this. You want to blame me for the mother not giving you someone else's mate? Great, go for it. But you know what? Boom, your shadows won't say anything.

Azriel: "his shadows had not warned him"

The Cauldron: how's that? And now, BOOM, she's smiling at your shadows.

Azriel: it was directed at his shadows

The Cauldron: Huh? How's that? And here you go, BOOM, she's kicking you out

Azriel: "are you kicking me out?"

The Cauldron: He's staying, why is he staying?

Azriel: "I can't sleep without my favorite dagger"

The Cauldron: no, wait. You were supposed to leave-

Azriel: "his shadows darted 0ut to dance with it"

The Cauldron: Why is it doing that? I didn't do that

Azriel: "rotate your wrist"

The Cauldron: They're joking with each other. What is happening right now?

Azriel: "something restless settling in him"

The Cauldron: I need an EXPLANATION!

Azriel: "charming irreverence gone"

The Cauldron: Charming irreverence?

Azriel: "Buried the image down deep, where it glowed quietly-"

The Cauldron: I know this glow. How do I know this glow?

Azriel: "A thing of secret, lovely beauty."

The Cauldron: Wait a second, I know this...MOTHER!

The Mother: YOU TOLD ME TO MAKE MATES GET TOGETHER IF I WAS BORED!

Azriel questioning the Cauldron and then having a spark in his chest for Gwyn wasn’t a coincidence

me waiting for Sarah's announcement

Imagine Nesta and Emerie walking Gwyn down the altar so she can meet her husband/mate/Azriel

That's it, thank you.

BONUS: Rhys crying in the front seat because him and Gwyn (in my mind) have a beautiful bond

Azriel is the kind of boyfriend that will notice when Gwyn is anxious and quietly make her feel better by doing something random like holding her hand.