This Was Funnier In My Head

This was funnier in my head

I felt bad for Alfira my first Durge run, but then I saved her in another and was reminded that she is, kinda, a bit annoying lmao

You're no monster. You've saved me more times than I can count.

I had a silly little thought about a modern au with Staeve, where Staeve texts Astarion, asking where he is despite being literally two feet away. Essentially this meme;

https://twitter.com/makeesomenoyes/status/987667386596757511?lang=en

yes.

🐐🍷Goat Astarion & 🐺🍷wolf Cazador

Astarion failed a perception check pretty hard there, but in his defence, it’s been centuries since he’s seen his own face

Based on this post 🌸

wyllstarion and so on