Ill Say It Again, The Princess Can Save Herself But She Doesnt Want To Because She Wants To Be Choked

I’ll say it again, the princess can save herself but she doesn’t want to because she wants to be choked and gagged and dragged down the towers helical staircase then violently fucked in front of the dragon her knight had to slay to get such sweet princess pussy

It’s not gonna work babe, you’re beautiful, and I usually fall in love with ugly

I’ll say it again, the princess can save herself but she doesn’t want to because she wants a knight to watch her finger herself while he decapitates that ugly ass dragon

no better than the hole in my skirt & the bruises on my thigh

THE PRINCESS BRIDE (1987) dir. Rob Reiner

I go above and beyond 4 strangers & then they think we’re friends but im actually just rlly nice you should see how i treat my buddies