Belly Identification Guide For Beginners: A Very Impressive CLEFT Belly, An Uncommon But Truly Classic

Belly Identification Guide for Beginners: A very impressive CLEFT belly, an uncommon but truly classic belly type, always considered in style by fat admirers of discriminating taste

Do I really have to go to work today?

Family, friends, and co-workers are all commenting on how skinny I look after losing almost 60 pounds. I’m under 250 for the first time in ten years and the eight inch reduction in my waistline (from 52 down to 44) means I’m wearing clothes that haven’t fit in years and are actually loose on me. But this selfie taken just this morning shows I’m still pretty freakin’ fat and “skinny” only in comparison to my former over 300 pound self — my double belly and FUPA are definitely still alive and sizable!

The FAT MAN thanks you!

With Labor Day on Monday this may be the last weekend of the year to show off the full measure of your rotundity before pools close for the season. [The best belly in the business, the one and only Antonio.]

Patient: Whatdayathink Doc?

Physician: You didn’t listen to a word I said at your last visit, did you? You promised to go on a diet and just look at you — your belly is almost to your knees!.

Patient: But I DID go on a diet Doc! You see, my life partner is this amazing baker and they’re always whipping up cakes and pies and pastries, oh and their homemade donuts are to die for — they’ve packed 60 pounds on me in no time — pretty impressive, huh Doc?

Physician: In only six months, that’s just not healthy …

Patient: What can I say Doc, the things you do for love …

Physician: SIGH