HAHAHAHA I LOVE HEADCANNON GENERATOR

HAHAHAHA I LOVE HEADCANNON GENERATOR

“Yeah I like A5 Wagyu steak”

Escaped:

I don't want to go into beef discourse here but I legitimately want to kill anyone who thinks A5 Wagyu steak is good.

What the fuck is this stupid bullshit. It's literally all fat. Fuck you if you think this is worth $250 a pound. I will kill you. I will hunt you down. This awakens violence in me. That is the most unappetizing meat I have ever seen. It makes me want to kill, for malicious reasons. Murder. Pre mediated murder. I will slaughter anyone involved in the existence of A5 Wagyu.

You're telling me that's supposed to taste better than this? Be worth more? Have a place at MY grill?

I will literally chop your fucking head off if you say anything even remotely good about A5 Wagyu. My rage is boundless. I hesitate to even call it steak. Despicable.

Mood board

Uhh I redesigned my dennys bc I hated her first design.

So new dennys

DENNYS SOUND OFF!!!

There are only two episodes of My Greasefire Life left (don't worry, the characters will go on in Thad's M4A spinoff) but when the finale airs I do want to share a collection of all the Denny's Listener designs! I'm not sure if I'll share them in the actual finale or in the compiled/definitive version but either way I want to start gathering them now and give people time to draw the version of their Listener that they want included in the end credits and epilogue.

Reblog this post, DM them to me, or post them with the tag #dennysverse with a note that this is your submission.

Just wait until he finds out that Chappell made a whole song abt California

CHAPPELL ROAN MADE A REFERENCE TO LONG BEACH IN ONE OF HER SONGS????????????????

New Jersey guy

I’m so tired

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